Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
“That” Guy Hey, I’ve been in so many barfights. Nothing phases me now. Like this one time, I was having a beer, when out of nowhere, a guy starts throwing attitude. And by attitude, I mean a stool. But I was calm, remembered my training, grabbed the leg just before it hit my shoulder, twisted […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
The iPad In The Bubble Over-protective? Not in the slightest. Look, I paid a lot of money for this game-changing Angry Birds player. I’m not about to let just anybody’s grimy, nasty fingers slide all over it, let alone MY grimy, nasty fingers. That’s why I bought this Travelon Waterproof iPad Case in the first […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Making Progress As you can see, I’m really starting to pick up the pieces since the divorce. It’s not a bad apartment, right? I mean, it probably looks a lot more spacious than it is what with the lack of furniture and a family to love and care for, but I’m sure it’ll be fine […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
The Emperor’s New Shirt. Think of it less as a blank shirt and more of an opportunity to prank your friends. “Dude, you seriously bought a blank shirt from Woot? Why?” “Blank? What do you mean?” “Well they’re known for their cutesy, artistic shirts. And you bought a blank one.” “It’s not blank.” “What? Is […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
With Special Guest TBA The Features list for this thing doesn’t just describe a useful tripod. It’s also full of great band names. When we look over the specs for the Sunpak FlexPod Gripper Tripod, we have to remind ourselves we’re not looking at the schedule for South By Southwest. This lightweight, flexible gripping tripod […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Promotes Clean Floors And Unrealistic Body Image Have you seen how thin Dyson is looking these days? I’m kind of worried about it. I read in In Touch Weekly that it’s down to just 4.85 pounds. That can’t be good for it! Of course, my first thought was “eating disorder”. But my friend waited on […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Na na na na, NA na na naaaaaa…SCIENCE COPS! Tonight, SCIENCE COPS use TECHNOLOGY to SOLVE the CASE! OPENING CREDITS: a flashy MONTAGE of CITY STREETS, flyovers of SKYSCRAPERS, and gratuitous scenes of SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN. A focus-grouped ‘70S ROCK ANTHEM blares. We see CLOSE-UPS of each star in descending order of fame with their […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Hop Along Now I’m sorry, Keyboard Bunny, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to let you go. Aw, don’t look at me with those dark, buttony eyes like that. You’ve done a fine job protecting my desk for a long time now. Don’t think I don’t appreciate that. But the company is updating its […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Sportstana You guys are never going to believe who sponsored our softball team! “Dale’s Pharmacy?” “Lisetto’s Italian Bistro?” “PQE Hardware?” No! Better! Guitar god Carlos Santana! I guess he has a house around here. He was at the pharmacy, and he heard me talking to the guys there, and when they turned me down, he […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Siri Doesn’t Do Channel Changing As long as the batteries don’t die before I move, I’ll never have to bother finding my remote again. It’s gotta be somewhere around here, that’s all I know. It must be. I mean, the RCA Voice-Controlled 6 Device Universal Remote is still following all of the voice commands, macros, […]
