iLuv 2.1 Speaker Bar with USB Hub – $14.99

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

“That” Guy

Hey, I’ve been in so many barfights. Nothing phases me now.

Like this one time, I was having a beer, when out of nowhere, a guy starts throwing attitude. And by attitude, I mean a stool. But I was calm, remembered my training, grabbed the leg just before it hit my shoulder, twisted across the body, stepped wide, and dropped a iLuv 2.1 Speaker Bar across his upper deltoid region. Guy struggled a little but then passed right out.

Or that time at my night class at Triple Dragon Judo And Pie. There was this new kid from the FroYo Dojo eyin’ me pretty hard. I just ignored him, because I’ve got nothing to prove, right? But he comes up to me, from my blind spot, and vwhooo! Takes his shot! So I just step back, fold my arms, nod my head, then BA-CHOW! Explode into action! And in just a second or two, he’s trapped with a iLuv 2.1 Speaker Bar across his glutes, and the whole class is laughing.

Wait, what do you mean by asking me if I’m taking about an arm bar. I know what an arm bar is! I’m not doing that! I’m hitting people with a iLuv 2.1 Speaker Bar! Wasn’t I clear? Wasn’t I clear? Man, you better back up shyly. Because if you’re not careful, you’ll have a 3.5mm Aux Jack mark on your butt. BA-CHOW! KA-ZING! 2.1 Channels of Whup-Ass comin’ down hard! I’ll knock you down and then work as a USB hub for all three of your devices!

Warranty: 1 Year iLuv

Condition: New

Features:

• Integrated stereo audio amplifier delivers rich and deep sound
• Specially designed for laptops and PCs
• Improves everyday computer experience including Internet, gaming, listening to music with enhanced audio and movies
• 2.1 channel audio for room filling, life-like sound
• Total audio output: 12WRMS / 24WPEAK at 1% THD
• Master/Bass controls and SRS-XT for surround sound
• Magnetically-shielded satellite loudspeakers
• Easy-to-install and easy-to-use with computers or any audio devices
• Built-in USB 2.0 hub (3 USB ports)
• 3.5mm Aux in jack for connecting to other audio devices
• Blue LED power indicator

Additional Photos:

• iLuv Speaker Bar in Action
• USB Hub
• Controls & Ports
• Package Contents
• Packaging

In the box:

• iLuv iSP200 2.1 Speaker Bar with USB Hub
• Audio Cable
• AC Adapter
• Quick Start Guide
• Warranty Card

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