Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Worry Look, we know that on the Internet, a lot of you people know your myths. Maybe you prefer Greek, maybe Roman, maybe you know it from D&D or from Clash of the Titans. But wherever and whyever you picked it up, you know that quite often, the gods sneak in people’s houses disguised […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
The Ball’s In Your Court The longer it takes for this laptop to sell out, the longer that toy monkey stays up there. Just look at him up there, staring away at that secret dark place in your heart that you try so hard to hide from the rest of the world. It’s as if […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Law Of Conservation “Hey, guys! Guys! Come over here! You gotta hear this story Charlie just told me!” No, they don’t, really, they really don’t. “So Charlie here’s walking on the beach, right? And he comes across this bottle.” Please, you don’t have to tell it again, I know I made a mistake. “And he’s […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Unorthodox Forms Of Revenge Okay, my office nemesis. Now it’s war. I thought that little ceramic cow would just be a nice way to make my desk pretty. A sort of conversation piece, if you will. But then you had to walk by my desk, swinging those two Acoustic Research 3 ft HDMI cables, and […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Shhh Look, honey, a mime! Can we stop for a minute? Let’s stop for a minute and watch the mime. Is that great, honey? Look, he’s in a glass box! He’s trapped in that glass box! Oh, it’s a really big glass box, isn’t it? Wait, what’s he doing now? Oh, it’s the kitchen! Honey, […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Who Wants To Live Forever? Do not go softly into that good night, but rock, ROCK against the dying of the light. Well, Kevin. I guess you’re dead, dude. And that totally sucks. I’ve been thinking a lot about what I’m supposed to say up here, you know. I mean, you were my best bud, […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Musical Memories Sometimes, it’s not just the songs, but also the devices you use that remind you of happier times. The first time you caught Stacy playing with it, she was sitting on the steps leading up to her house, waiting for you to pick her up for a party. “What is that?” you asked. […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
I’ll Be Driving Screws (Forever) Most fans give the boys in the band flowers or teddy bears or underpants. I prefer to give them something they can use. This is why you should let me backstage instead of any of these other howling idiots. Keep me from my mission, sir, and I vow I shall […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Pulp Heroes From the dark times of a savage land where power comes from a fist and sword comes… THE WHISTLER! Off the savage cliff the savage figured looked savagely. “Ptoombah!” he spat. With a savage silence, the man known as Ptoombah moved to stand beside the man with whom he had been savagely bonded. […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Great Expectations Move fast. Travel light. That’s how the Indians did it. Yeah, I sure did get along well with the Patel family. See, they were my neighbors growing up, such nice people. Mrs. Patel, she made the BEST German Potato Salad, wow, could she cook. And Mr. Patel, he was always ready to play […]
