Whistler 200 Watt Power Inverter with Smart Surge Control – $12.99

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pulp Heroes

From the dark times of a savage land where power comes from a fist and sword comes… THE WHISTLER!

Off the savage cliff the savage figured looked savagely. “Ptoombah!” he spat. With a savage silence, the man known as Ptoombah moved to stand beside the man with whom he had been savagely bonded. The man known as… Whistler.

Long had Ptoombah known the man known as… Whistler. When they first met, Ptoombah was just a young man known as Van Smythe-Rockafeller, traveling though Europe. But the stranger called Whistler PI-200W Power Inverter had turned his life upside down, just as the stranger called Whistler PI-200W Power Inverter inverted power from a source like a car or boat and made it into the kind of power that could run a portable radio or laptop or blender.

It was in Russia that they knew they could go no further under their Christian names. Van became Ptoombah, the avenging son, while Whistler PI-200W Power Inverter became the man known as… Whistler. They thought the ellipse a clever touch, as it would make their enemies wait even longer to find out their names.

And now, savagely, they looked off the savage cliff. Ptoombah watched the eyes of his friend, his good friend, his dear friend, his savage friend, and waited for the command, the savage command, upon the issue of which he would take any savage step that the Whistler PI-200W Power Inverter asked of him, even if the inversion would covert his life into death.

The man known as… Whistler stared at the savage hot dog cart that was just opening below.

“Ptoombah,” he spat. “Get me one with mustard and kraut.”

Warranty: 90 Day Whistler

Features:

• 400 Watt Peak Power
• Smart Surge Control – Microprocessor controlled circuitry maximizes startup performance. Smart Surge ensures smooth start-up of difficult appliances.
• Voltage Protection – Inverter will shut down whenever input voltage exceeds 16 volts DC or is less than 9.5 volt DC. (Protects Battery)
• Low Battery Alarm – Inverter will provide an audible alarm if input voltage is less than 10.0 volts DC. (Protects Battery)
• Overload Protection – Inverter will automatically shut down if load exceeds the maximum inverter rating. (Protects Inverter)
• Short–Circuit Protection – Inverter will automatically shut down until short circuit is removed. (Protects Appliance)
• Thermal Cutoff – Inverter will automatically shut down if internal temperature exceeds safe design parameters.
• Cooling Fan – Keeps inverter cool to protect from overheating.
• 20 Amp Power Requirement – at rated output

In the box:

• Whistler PI-200W Power Inverter

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