SOG FastHawk 3-Piece Camping Set – $39.99

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Great Expectations

Move fast. Travel light. That’s how the Indians did it. Yeah, I sure did get along well with the Patel family.

See, they were my neighbors growing up, such nice people. Mrs. Patel, she made the BEST German Potato Salad, wow, could she cook. And Mr. Patel, he was always ready to play a little touch football in the front yard. Me and their son Bobby, we were the best of friends. And without them, I never would have known how a SOG Fast Hawk Camping Set can help you set up and maintain a campsite.

Mr. Patel, he was a master with the FastHawk. Chopping, cutting, hammering, you name it, he could do it. I felt so grown up the day he let me carry it for the first time. Probably because it was my 21st birthday. Yeah, thinking back, carrying the FastHawk had nothing to do with that feeling. But it sure was nice to spend my birthday with him and his family in the woods.

Hey, and this other time, me and Bobby were drinking and playing with his SEAL Revolver, pretending we were shooting at each other and… oh, no, I see the mistake here. We were pretending because the SEAL Revolver is a knife. Yeah, blade in the front, blade in the back, we kept those folded up, though. Didn’t want anybody to get hurt. We just pretended it could shoot out laser beams as we sat quietly on the lawn. And we also had lemonade. Nothing alcoholic back then, Mr. Patel never would have allowed it.

Yeah, all my friends say that storytelling is my biggest problem. Say I always tell these misleading openings that don’t ever match the end. I say I can’t help it, it’s just how I think! Like I really enjoy telling the story about how I split open Mr. Patel’s melon with that Entrenching Tool, but apparently people like you think… yeah, exactly. That it’s a real melon. Took him twenty five stitches at the hospital, and he had a concussion. I felt so bad, I swore I’d tell the story over and over again as my penance, so everyone would know how sorry I felt. It’s cathartic, you know? Makes me feel a little less guilty every time I tell it.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m meeting my friends the Patels for Indian food tonight, and I don’t want to be late. It’s this new Navajo restaurant just outside of town, and I’ve never been, so I want to leave some time to find the place.

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Warranty: 1 Year SOG

Condition: New

FastHawk Features:

• The SOG FastHawk is faster, lighter, more agile, and easier to carry than its sibling the Tactical Tomahawk—This is not to say it is not still powerful, versatile, and functional
• Chopping, breaking, cutting, hammering, piercing, digging, prying, pounding, shaving, notching, opening and throwing are all capabilities well within the FastHawk’s reach
• 420 stainless steel head with a Hardcased black coating
• Ballistic polymer handle with heavy-duty bolts and a steel ferrule to insure the strongest integrity
• Side hammer checkering insures precision placement when swinging
• Carried in a nylon sheath that can be mounted to belt, backpack, or gear

Revolver – Seal Features:

• The SEAL Revolver comes standard with a new look in blade shape that is not only functional, but distinctive
• A survival saw serves as a backup in the handle
• The blade features a forward thumb rest for increased dexterity and downward pressure
• Glass-reinforced nylon (GRN) handle hides the stainless steel liners which ensure strength and quality
• As always, SOG edges are razor sharp
• Includes Nylon sheath

Entrenching Tool Features:

• A folding shovel can be an indispensable tool in today’s constantly changing environment
• All steel construction entrenching tool uses a tempered steel blade with teeth cut into it for cutting and slashing
• The triangular handle is strong and fits the hand well
• Folded, it takes up about the same space as a stack of paper plates

Additional Photos:

• FastHawk and Nylon Sheath
• Revolver-Seal and Nylon Sheath
• Closeup of Revolver-Seal Safety Release
• Entrenching Tool and Nylon Sheath
• Entrenching Tool Folded
• Package Contents
• Packaging

In the box:

(1) SOG CK-22 FastHawk Camping Set includes:

• FastHawk, F06T-N with Nylon Sheath
• Revolver – Seal, FX-21 with Nylon Sheath
• Entrenching Tool, F08 with Nylon Sheath

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