Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
R.I.P. Dude Water is like Gregory Hines’ career: everything worthwhile came from the tap. But for every Cotton Club and History of the World, Part 1, you also get a Deal of the Century and White Nights. Do you really want Eve of Destruction coming out of your tap? The clear2go Applica Sport Water Bottle […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
If you’re cool, you know that Shirt.Woot sells the Internet’s funniest, geekiest t-shirts. If you’re extra cool, you know that there are 20-odd shirt designs to choose from on Shirt.Woot’s Reckoning page. If you’re super extra cool, you know that those shirt designs are all 20% off for a very special hour during Woot-Offs. If […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Chimes of Heartbreak At first, it was all fun and games. But I curse the day I let inflatable Ben Wallace into my home. That Playair Inflatable Defender Ben Wallace seemed like the perfect thing for my son, Coby. He gets lonely being an only child, and there aren’t many other kids on our block. […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Vice As the gangsters advanced, Tubbs Purebottom had to pretend to be afraid. It wasn’t easy. Am I a burger or something? Tubbs wanted to say. The kids had acted all tough as they reached into their back pockets, and Tubbs was a little nervous when he saw the folded up handles, but then… a […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
This isn’t so much a “gift,” Renee. This is more like “enabling.” You’ve got to take this back. I appreciate the sentiment and all, really I do, but I can’t have this refurbished Pure Indulgence 2 Qt. Frozen Yogurt/Sorbet & Ice Cream Maker in my house. What do you mean, “why not?” BECAUSE IT’S A […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
If You Love Some Data Use Clickfree My files. Look at all my files. My sweet, lovely little files. You didn’t think I was going to let you escape, did you? You’re mine. You belong to me. Forever. You should know that by now. And we’ll never be apart. Never, ever, ever. My hard drive […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Dear Jacob, This is a letter from your Daddy. That’s me! You can’t read this yet, since you’re still just my beautiful baby boy, but I wanted to write to you and tell you how excited I am for the life ahead of you! It’s going to be a wonderful journey for you, my wonderful […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Pimp My Show The thing about a book is, that’s all you have to buy. MAYBE you’ll want a book mark or some dust cover you made from butcher’s paper, MAYBE. But if you just want to buy a book and walk to the park and read under a tree, you can! That’s all you […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Alone and Streaming Dad, come quick! I think my digital camcorder is sick or something! “Just calm down, Jimmy. Now what seems to be the problem? What’s your camcorder doing that’s got you so riled up?” Just look at him, Dad! He’s still capturing video and storing it on my computer’s hard drive, but now […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Murkey Depths Don’t these ear bud things kinda look like cute little submarines? Captain’s Log, Day 1: The ear exploration voyage of the SS MEElectronics In-ear Headphone is off to a bit of a rocky start. I had only just piloted our craft into the entrance of the canal when the ear’s walls surrounded us […]
