Friday, April 15, 2011 // Woot
So there’s this kid named iTr3vor who’s got a thing for dancing in Apple stores, apparently. He goes in, fires up a webcam, plays a song, and dances his little heart out. One video in particular though has stood out to the internet: This being the internet and all, it’d be pretty easy […]
Thursday, April 14, 2011 // Woot
We’ve all had one of those moments. The one where you’re walking down the street, busily bustling on your way to your next meeting or yoga class or Craigslist personals casual sexual hookup for the day, when suddenly your eyes alight on something. It’s a flier, and judging by the information contained therein it must’ve […]
Thursday, April 14, 2011 // Woot
You Can’t Fix History Of all the tools you know, you can rest assured that at least these three didn’t sleep with your fiancée. “I was young!” she’ll tell you. “I was reckless! I did things without thinking! If I had known that I was going to meet you one day, I’d have never hooked […]
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 // Woot
Every week in this space, we’ll take a look at the news and offer our own incisive blend of commentary, analysis, and poop jokes. The news you need, from a voice you can trust, in the 90 seconds you have to spare: that’s Woot Weads the Wire. LEXINGTON, Ky. (UPI) — Scientists say a fossil […]
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 // Woot
Fifty years ago today, the galaxy trembled as the Soviet war machine marched into space. Well, really, one Soviet floated through space, but that doesn’t sound nearly as terrifying. On April 12, 1961, Yuri Gagarin boarded the Vostok 1 capsule for one orbit around the Earth, becoming the first human being to slip the surly […]
Tuesday, April 12, 2011 // Woot
You Say Tomato, I Say oʇɐɯoʇ Slow food? Raw food? Local food? All stale. I’m eating the next big food-thing: upside-down food. A recent paper published in JLPS: The Journal of Ludicrous Pseudo-Science revealed some findings that turn the conventional wisdom on its head. It seems that up to 97% of a food’s nutritional value […]
Monday, April 11, 2011 // Woot
Next Stop Wonderland You see? Those people are EXACTLY why I don’t join online communities. On my Sony Dash Personal Internet Viewer, all those crazy people are fun to laugh at, because I can turn them off when I’m done. But in the real world? If they were my neighbors or something? I’d be trapped […]
Monday, April 11, 2011 // Woot
I’m not saying the contempt and disdain I feel towards my fellow man that causes me to wish I could eradicate all life on the planet is exclusive to Monday. I’m just saying that’s when I feel it the strongest. But since I’m not privy to the remote code that instructs all those flying monkeys we’ve […]
Friday, January 7, 2011 // Woot
It’s a Christmas Miracle! It feels miraculous in here. Maybe a little too miraculous… Look there, under the Christmas tree, is that the HP Envy Dual-Core i5 Laptop with that I asked for? The one that you, mama, and you, papa, said you couldn’t afford? Why, it’s a Christmas miracle! And look there, on the […]
