Skil Tool Set – $3.99
Thursday, April 14, 2011
You Can’t Fix History
Of all the tools you know, you can rest assured that at least these three didn’t sleep with your fiancée.
“I was young!” she’ll tell you. “I was reckless! I did things without thinking! If I had known that I was going to meet you one day, I’d have never hooked up with all of your worst enemies through some strange string of coincidences!”
You’ll barely hear a word she’s saying. Instead, you’ll be thinking about your high school nemesis, Eric Bucholz, grabbing at your wife with his meaty, sweaty hands. “Bucholz? Really? That guy used to have his goons hold me down so he could sit on my face after we did laps in gym class.”
“How was I supposed to know how awful he was? I didn’t go to your school. Maybe if you had gone to that party, I would’ve ended up in the backseat of your car. Now let’s just drop this, okay?”
But you can’t drop it. It hurts too much to think about Pauly Summers pressing the same lips he used to tell everyone in the dorm about catching you in the middle of “happy time” in the community shower against your soon-to-be wife’s. “I never recovered from that, you know. I spent four years hiding in the cafeteria meat locker to get away from all the laughing.”
“I had no idea you were Stevie Soap-N-Stroke! Besides, he was cute and his parents were LOADED. We all make mistakes when we’re that age!”
She’ll wrap her arms around you and whisper in your ear. “What can I do to fix this and make you forget this subject ever came up? Would you like a new tool set, baby? How about one of those Skil Tool Sets you’re always looking at? Maybe a Skil 22-Piece Precision Screwdriver Set with precision ground blades, 4″ extension, and 20 Assorted Precision Bits? Or perhaps a Skil 20-Piece 1/4” Driver Set with reversible ratchet driver, 8 sockets, and 10 bits?”
New tools WOULD be nice, but it’s no use. “I just don’t know if even Skil 21-Piece Ratcheting Screwdriver Set with 20 1-inch bits is enough to forget that you used to be intimate with the man who killed my parents.”
She’ll stand up suddenly and hold herself as if she just got a chill. “I’ll admit it. I was deeply madly in love with Greg. When they read the guilty verdict at his trial, a piece of me died, and that’s the honest truth. But just think, if he hadn’t done that, I would’ve never seen you on those courthouse steps and pitied you enough to even give you a chance, honey. You’ve got to believe me when I tell you that.”
Warranty: 1 Year Skil
Condition: New
Skil 22-Piece Precision Screwdriver Set:
- Ideal tool sets for jobs that require smaller instruments, including fixing eyeglasses, making jewelry, changing batteries, and working on electronics
- 4 3/8”, non-slip grip handle
- Features precision ground blades
- Fits easily in the plastic storage case with clear cover
- Dimensions (case): 7.3” (L) x 3.5” (W) x 1.25” (H)
Package Contents:
- Screwdriver handle
- 4” Extension
- 20 Assorted Precision Bits including:
– (7) Phillips—Sizes PH000, PH00, PH0, PH1, PZ00, PZ0, PZ1
– (4) Flathead—Sizes 1.5mm, 2mm, 3mm, 4mm
– (5) Torx—Sizes T5, T6, T7, T8, T9
– (4) Hex—Sizes H0.9, H1.3, H1.5, H2 - Storage Case
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Skil 20-Piece 1/4” Driver Set:
- Great tool set for around-the-house projects
- Reversible ratcheting driver and bit driver has a 4 3/4”, non-slip handle
- Includes a durable carrying case that will keep your sockets and bits organized
- Dimensions (case): 7.3” (L) x 3.5” (W) x 1.25” (H)
Package Contents:
- Ratcheting Driver
- 8 Sockets—Sizes 4mm, 5mm, 6mm, 7mm, 8mm, 9mm, 10mm, 12mm
- 1” Socket Extender
- 10 Assorted Bits including:
– (5) Phillips—Sizes PH0, PH1, PH2, PZ0, PZ1
– (3) Flatheads—Sizes 4, 5, 6
– (2) Torx Bits—Sizes T20, T30 - Storage Case
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21-Piece Ratcheting Screwdriver Set:
- Small and portable, this 21-piece set goes anywhere
- Includes (20) 1-inch Bits: Phillips, Flathead, Torx, and Hex
- Ratcheting driver is chrome with a non-slip grip handle
- Driver is 4.25-inches long
- Dimensions (case): 7.3” (L) x 3.5” (W) x 1.25” (H)
Package Contents:
- Ratcheting Screwdriver
- 20 Assorted Bits include:
– (7) Phillips—Sizes PH0, PH1, PH2, PH3, PZ0, PZ1, PZ2
– (3) Flatheads—Sizes 4, 5, 6
– (4) Torx—Sizes T10, T15, T20, T80
– (3) Hex—Sizes H4, H5, H6
– (3) Square—Sizes S0, S1, S2 - Storage Case
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In the box:
- (1) Skil Tool Set (Choose Your Set)
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