Monday, March 11, 2013 // Woot
“Do you need a bag, Sir?” For the last time, NO! No I do NOT need a bag! Jeez, what is it with you bag pushers anyway? Everywhere I go now it’s the same thing. “You need a bag?” “How about a bag?” “What do you mean you don’t have a bag?” Well you know […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because your thumbs have been feeling down from working so many long, thankless hours on the spacebar. Don’t use this: in your math class as an example of radial symmetry. Just because the small genus of freshwater animals from which it gets its name possesses radial symmetry doesn’t mean this controller does too. […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
With bags like the Eastern Havoc II around, it’s no wonder that nobody wants to hire me to carry their baseball and softball gear. Well, it’s their loss! Sure, the Havoc II offers compartments for bats, gloves, helmet, and cleats. Fine, it’s got wheels on it for easy portability. OK, it costs a fraction of […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
The Neato XV-12 isn’t just a friendly little robot designed to clean your floors while you’re busy solving the new Super Mario game. The Neato XV-12 is a friendly little robot that lives its life like that life was an adventure! Because the Neato XV-12 runs the maze that is… your life. Just like you […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
You wanna talk about a mighty grip? Try prying a cell phone out of an obstinate toddler’s grimy little mitts. All I gotta say is, good luck with that. To be fair, the contour of these cups was a good idea. But if you REALLY want something that’s easy to hold for even the smallest […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
System Type: Powered Soundbar with (2) internal chambers each housing a 4-element, 2-Way, 4th Order Front Vented speaker. (8 Drivers, 2 channels, all in one cabinet) Finish: Multi-Layer Matte Black Painted Finish Component Drivers: (2) 1″ Fabric Dome Tweeters (6) 1.75″ Fibercone Woofers Frequency Range @ -6dB: Low: 125 Hz, High: 18 kHz Dimensions: 39.25″(W) […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
“Ironic as it is, well, we’re going to have to cancel the show. There aren’t enough non-zombies left to support an audience.” “So wait a minute: we’re being cancelled for being too accurate a prediction of the future?” “Yeah. Funny when you look at it that way, isn’t it? Especially if that theory about the […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Maybe we’re over-thinking it, though. Maybe in the Martian language, “Blanc” and “Grenache” and “Ranch” all sound the same. You know, like when Jay Z takes a word like “dishwasher” and makes it somehow rhyme with “Senator” through pronunciation magic. What we probably should be focusing on is how this Grenache Blanc 4-Pack tastes crisp […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Maybe we’re over-thinking it, though. Maybe in the Martian language, “Blanc” and “Grenache” and “Ranch” all sound the same. You know, like when Jay Z takes a word like “dishwasher” and makes it somehow rhyme with “Senator” through pronunciation magic. What we probably should be focusing on is how this Grenache Blanc 4-Pack tastes crisp […]
Sunday, March 10, 2013 // Woot
Now, some of you are probably thinking, “pfft! No need for that!” because, through either magic or a science experiment gone wrong, your prized jewelry has gained sentience and you’ve trained it to fight for itself. But, before you click away to some page about how to build tiny nun-chucks or something, consider this: Are […]
