Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
When they told us we had sold out of our daily item on Sellout.Woot and needed something to replace it, we thought “We know just the thing.” This doohicky has got everything: It’s big, it’s got a net of some kind, and we’re pretty sure it can stand up on its own. Yeah, but what […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to stir up ENVY among your friends who would envy a pretty good affordable laptop. Don’t use this: as a fragrance. The only way to make this better would be: if when you opened it and closed like it was monster with a big mouth, it made loud chomping noises so you wouldn’t […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
Look, I don’t like it any more than the rest of you do. But I’ve learned to choose my battles. Several costly and inconvenient arrests for public indecency will teach you that lesson. So, while I seek cultural and legislative solutions to shift society away from its fear of the human body (particularly my body), […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
Tom, my darling turkey. You know I love you, especially with a side of fresh cranberry sauce. But people often ask me, “Is Tom really that much of a butterball?” And I’ll say sarcastically, “No. The 18-quart Rival Roaster Oven adds 18 lbs.” Seriously, though. You’re an American institution. Thanksgiving just wouldn’t be the same […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
Imagine for a moment that you’re suddenly as rich as Bill Gates and David Bowie combined. What do you do with your child? Do you hire someone to keep them as far away from you as possible, only checking in once a year on Christmas? Maybe you do. Or maybe, maybe you quit your job, […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
The Aussie Ice Slushy Maker was not originally invented by British convicts in the late 1700s. The slushy drinks you make with it do not spiral backwards down the drain. And it is not actually a bear, despite its resemblance to one. What it is is an easy way to make slushy drinks, without a […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
The rex strides around to the side of the wagon and peers down, from high above. Tim leaps into the wooden front seat and whips closed the canvas flap. DOC M Boy howdy, I sure do hate bein’ right all the time. The T-rex turns and strides quickly back towards them. It circles, slowly, bending […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
In the Big Cabernet Mountain There’s leather and there’s sage Into your nose those scents all float And makes you move your legs Towards the Big Cabernet Mountain you can smell brown sugar there And caramel too With a cherry hue The overall feel is supple and smooth At the Big Cabernet Mountain At the […]
Friday, March 1, 2013 // Woot
“Yes! I’ve thought it through, I’m over 21, I can pay good money, and I want a tattoo of the bag with the built-in battery system to charge USB, mini-USB, micro-USB, and 30-pin devices.” “I know, I know, the Powerbag sounds great… I’m just saying, tattoos are for life. So if you have any doubt, […]
Thursday, February 28, 2013 // Woot
It’s like, I’ll just be going through my day doing whatever, and suddenly this image will pop into my head: an adapter plugged into a wall outlet, with an Ethernet cable plugged into it. And you know how in dreams you just know things? I’ll just know somehow that it offers a transfer rate of […]
