Krave Jerky Sampler
Thursday, February 28, 2013
You know what? I’m tired of this whole, “Why can’t I just find a nice guy and settle down already?” You’re not foolin’ anyone, ladies. You say you want a nice guy, but you don’t want a nice guy.
You want a guy with hair and a nice car and an ample supply of dried meat. A guy who’ll say, “As a matter of fact, I DO think those pants make your butt look big” and offer you a tender slice of gourmet jerky in the same breath. And of course you’ll say yes because, after all, it is a good low carb snack.
Then next week you’ll come crying to me saying, “He loves Teriyaki Pork Jerky more than me” or “I caught him in bed with Basil Citrus Turkey Jerky.” Well BIG surprise! A guy like that? Anyone could have seen that coming a mile away.
It’s not like there weren’t red flags. I mean, the night you met him he had Chili Lime Beef Jerky on his breath. The real problem is that you all think you can change him. But can I let you in on a little secret? YOU CAN’T CHANGE HIM. Once a Sweet Honey Chipotle Beef Jerky eater, always a Sweet Honey Chipotle Beef Jerky eater.
| Nutrition Facts – Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky | |
| Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
| Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
| Calories: | 70 |
| Calories from Fat: | 15 |
| Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
| Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Trans Fat: | 0g |
| Cholesterol: | 15mg ~ 5% Daily Value |
| Sodium: | 180mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
| Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
| Sugars: | 8g |
| Protein: | 5g ~ 10% Daily Value |
| Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
| Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
| Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
| Iron: | 2% Daily Value |
| Nutrition Facts – Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky | |
| Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
| Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
| Calories: | 100 |
| Calories from Fat: | 0 |
| Total Fat: | 0g |
| Saturated Fat: | 0g |
| Trans Fat: | 0g |
| Cholesterol: | 25mg ~ 8% Daily Value |
| Sodium: | 610mg ~ 25% Daily Value |
| Total Carbohydrate: | 16g ~ 5% Daily Value |
| Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
| Sugars: | 16g |
| Protein: | 9g ~ 14% Daily Value |
| Vitamin A: | 0% Daily Value |
| Vitamin C: | 2% Daily Value |
| Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
| Iron: | 4% Daily Value |
| Nutrition Facts – Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
| Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
| Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
| Calories: | 50 |
| Calories from Fat: | 15 |
| Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 2% Daily Value |
| Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Trans Fat: | 0g |
| Cholesterol: | 10mg ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Sodium: | 290mg ~ 12% Daily Value |
| Total Carbohydrate: | 3g ~ 1% Daily Value |
| Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
| Sugars: | 2g |
| Protein: | 7g ~ 14% Daily Value |
| Vitamin A: | 4% Daily Value |
| Vitamin C: | 80% Daily Value |
| Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
| Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
| Nutrition Facts – Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky | |
| Serving Size: | 1 oz. |
| Servings per Container: | 1.5 |
| Calories: | 80 |
| Calories from Fat: | 15 |
| Total Fat: | 1.5g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Saturated Fat: | .05g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Trans Fat: | 0g |
| Cholesterol: | 20mg ~ 6% Daily Value |
| Sodium: | 400mg ~ 17% Daily Value |
| Total Carbohydrate: | 9g ~ 3% Daily Value |
| Dietary Fiber: | 0g |
| Sugars: | 7g |
| Protein: | 8g ~ 16% Daily Value |
| Vitamin A: | 2% Daily Value |
| Vitamin C: | 0% Daily Value |
| Calcium: | 0% Daily Value |
| Iron: | 6% Daily Value |
In the box:
- (3) Krave Smoky Grilled Teriyaki Gourmet Pork Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (3) Krave Basil Citrus Gourmet Turkey Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Chili Lime Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
- (2) Krave Sweet Honey Chipotle Gourmet Beef Jerky, 1.5 oz.
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