Columbia Willamette Waterproof Boot
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Use these: to protect your feets from all the waters. Well, most of the waters.
Don’t use these: for Parkour. In fact, don’t use anything (including your body) for Parkour. Find another hobby.
Archie Tinker, rodeo cowboy, describes how to best wrangle this product: “If’n ya want to tame the wild Columbia, ya best have more’n a lariet. That river comin’ down from the Rockies with what some’n might call preternatural force and ya — whatsit?”
Our resident outdoorsmanship expert Matthew says: “These boots contain odor. No, no, that means they contain the odor OF your foot WITHIN the boot, not that they are infused with Yankee Candle’s ‘Oatmeal Cookie’ scent.”
Some skeptics wonder: Whether hunting in nothing but boots is the most effective method.
A real Amazon review of this product states that: “I wore this boot about 30 min./day when I checked the spillway of a pond on my property for beaver activity.”
In the box:
(1 Pair) Columbia 60657 Willamette Waterproof Boot
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