Monday, February 4, 2013 // Woot
Look, it’s pretty cold in West Philly this time of year, even for those who were born and raised there. In these temperatures, it’s easy to be relaxing all cool. But is cool REALLY what you want to be? We think not. Just like we think you’d prefer this Holmes Heater. With a Twin Ceramic […]
Monday, February 4, 2013 // Woot
It’s a shirt depicting an ad for a fictional razor company. Wear this shirt: on your torso. Don’t wear this shirt: on your legs. This shirt tells the world: “If Occam’s razor was a razor company, their ad might look like this.” We call this color: Slated for greatness. Woot
Monday, February 4, 2013 // Woot
You think PB&J was premeditated? Or that mint chocolate chip was some master plan? No way. I’d be willing to bet they were total accidents. Fantastically delicious accidents. One day some dude’s eating a peanut when a grape suddenly falls into his mouth and BLAMMO! Instant classic. You might think the same thing when you […]
Monday, February 4, 2013 // Woot
“I’m just saying, I think it’s a little full of itself.” Are you serious? “Just look at the way it talks! Very grandiose. REVOLUTIONARY S Pen. BLAZING quad-core speed. Discover and CONTROL TV programming.” It’s an inanimate electronic device! How can it have an ego? “You see. That’s exactly what it wants you to think. […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you’ve got 30 pins, like the kind on the bottom of your iPhone. Don’t use this: if you’ve got 30 pins, like the wrestling kind. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “Takes one to Tango.” In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: broadcast your private phone calls […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
OK, not free. I had to hire the helicopter. And I had to buy these Steiner Safari Pro 10×26 Binoculars. But between Woot’s price for the binoculars and a coupon I had for the helicopter, it was a LOT cheaper than buying a ticket. I can’t wait to catch all the Giant Ball Game action […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
Okay, now, I’ve got the old acoustic guitar all tuned up … say, would you kids like to sing a song with me? You would! Well, then. What should we sing? Hmmm … oh, I know a good one! This one’s about a friend of mine, the Vornado Evap 2 Humidifier. If you know the […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
If you had to ride in a car, on a train, and then in a plane, it might just be the worst time of your life. But to a little kid who loves to go-go-go? All that travel sounds like an AMAZING way to spend the day! And why, you may ask? That’s a simple […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
“Moooom, you’re doing it wrong!” “It’s just a WMF 58-Piece 18/10 Flatware Set, honey. It’s not the end of the world.” “But that’s not how Mr. Carson would set the table!” “Well I’m not Mr. Carson, and part of our agreement was I’d buy you this set for your little party if you change your […]
Sunday, February 3, 2013 // Woot
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press. We are here to announce that after extensive research and years of development, we have produced the world’s first alternative-fuel spacecraft. This obviously has vast implications for the US space program, as it greatly reduces the pollution generated as well as materials required for sending a rocket […]
