Holmes Twin Ceramic Heater

Monday, February 4, 2013

Look, it’s pretty cold in West Philly this time of year, even for those who were born and raised there. In these temperatures, it’s easy to be relaxing all cool. But is cool REALLY what you want to be? We think not. Just like we think you’d prefer this Holmes Heater.

With a Twin Ceramic Heater, you’ll rush home from shooting ball outside the school, primarily because you’ll be so thrilled to have a nice warm house! That means you won’t get mixed up with that couple of guys who always are up to no good, and you certainly won’t get into any fights.

With a Twin Ceramic heater, you’ll be as warm as the toes of a cab driver on a cross-country trip. Imagine, pulling up to your house (maybe around seven or eight) and sitting down to look at Lars Von Trier’s “The Kingdom” in perfect comfort. You’ll be as warm as a kid in the heated mansion of a Bel-Air swimming pool!

And trust us, once you experience the magic of a Twin Ceramic Heater, you’ll never, ever, EVER give it up. Nor will you say goodbye. If you get where we’re going with that.

In the Box:

• (1) Holmes HCH4266WGL-U Twin Ceramic Heater

Woot