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Vornado Evap 2 Humidifier

Okay, now, I’ve got the old acoustic guitar all tuned up … say, would you kids like to sing a song with me? You would! Well, then. What should we sing? Hmmm … oh, I know a good one! This one’s about a friend of mine, the Vornado Evap 2 Humidifier. If you know the lyrics, you can sing along too! Ready, now? One-a, and-a two-a, and-a three-a and a-four-a!

He’s got the whole room
Feeling moist
He’s got the whole room
Feeling moist
He’s got the whole room
Feeling moist
He’s got the whole room feeling moist

Huh. Guess you didn’t know that one. Well, don’t worry, don’t worry, me and my old acoustic guitar know all kinds of folk songs. Let’s try- oh! I know a good one! One and-a two and-a three and-a four-

The Evap 2 Vornado will circulate heat
Hey, hey, wet the air down
It adds some humidity so your nose won’t bleed
Fire it up, and wet the air down.

Huh. You don’t know that one either? Well, looks like folk songs ain’t what they used to be, huh? Tell you what, let’s try a fun one. All the kids know this little tune! One and two and three and four and-

High, Low or Auto, that’s the settings
High, Low or Auto, that’s the settings
High, Low or Auto, that’s the settings
Early in the morning

Whey, hey, Vortex Action
Whey, hey, Vortex Action,
Whey, hey, Vortex Action,
Early in the morning.

Still nothing? Are you just foolin’ with me? C’mon, now, be nice to my old acoustic guitar, it’s seen some hard times. Let’s do one last one, I bet you know it. Sing along if you do. And you’d better. YOU’D BETTER. Onetwothreefour.

She’ll enjoy humidifyin’ when this comes
She’ll enjoy humidifyin’ when this comes
She’ll enjoy humidifyin’
‘Cause this Vornado she went buyin’
She’ll enjoy humidifyin’ when this comes.

Yeah, you know it!

She’ll fill up about a gallon when this comes
She’ll fill up about a gallon when this comes
She’ll fill up about a gallon
Then she’ll go watch Jimmy Fallon
She’ll fill up about a gallon and be done
!

Yeah, now clap! Clap for me! I SAID CLAP! AND PUT MONEY IN MY HAT! THESE FOLK SONGS DON’T PAY FOR DADDY’S MEDICINE!

Specifications
Speed Settings: 3
Control Style: Electric Push Button
Watts: 46
Weight: 6.1 lbs.
Dimensions: L 8.75″ x W 9.5″ x H 14.1″
High Speed RPM: 2250
Low Speed RPM: 1300
Hertz: 60Hz
Volts: 120V

In the Box:

  • (1) Vornado Evap 2 Evaporative Humidifier Black

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