Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
1. Nutmeg. Every year we think that nutmeg might lose its ascendent position on this list, but it keeps proving why it deserves the top spot. Tasty, classic, beloved: Nutmeg. 2. Cumin. Whoa! Where did that come from? Cumin may not be everybody’s favorite spice, but hey, we’re not in the business of making crowd-pleasing […]
Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
I know what you’re thinking. You want that want 1up. You want it SO bad. You see it as your only chance to live. But wait, before you grab it, consider what kind of life will it be? Constantly down pipes, in dungeons, always moving forward, never pausing to reflect on what it is you […]
Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
The 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster Kid stepped up to the bar. The room grew quiet. The bartender was sweating a little. “What’ll it be, Kid?” “I want your best bottle. But I warn ya. If it doesn’t measure up to mine-” his fingers twitched at the edge of his 6-Bottle Hanging Leather Holster “-I’ll have […]
Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
You see, this is my first time seeing it, which makes it the most important viewing. My reaction to the movie now, is my TRUE reaction. I may watch the movie many, many times in the future. When I buy it on DVD. From a store. In a legal manner. But those times won’t be […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
Don’t understand how this thing works? Then get ready for two minutes of a brain-twisting torrent of information with the official Flip-Pal Scanner Product Video! 00:00 We ain’t got time to waste, folks! We’re jumping right into this sh*t. 00:03 Whoa lady, you only scanned half of that baby picture. You crazy. 00:10 How DARE […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
It’s the opening night of the play, and you, the stage manager, have a problem. The crucial, climactic scene calls for there to be a plate of spaghetti and meatballs on the dining room table. Well, you’ve got the spaghetti, just no meatballs. Now, the leading lady is a staunch vegetarian. Like, she’d refuse to […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
Nestoras stood in the middle of Sylvia’s empty apartment. He was shocked, but he was also sad. He had finally admitted to his feelings for Sylvia, and now it was too late to do anything about it. Where could she have possibly gone? Why had she left in such haste? How did he not even […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
Amanda felt like the World’s Worst Mother. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she gazed into the smiling face of her baby boy, Gavin. “HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! He could have DIED!” She admonished herself aloud. “Just LOOK at him! He’s clearly traumatized!” she thought as the baby rolled around on his […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
I need something that responds to my touch, something that comes to life when I’m around. I don’t get much of a chance to interact with anyone or anything is the problem. I’m single, friendless, and live far enough away from my family that I can only really make it home for Thanksgiving. Pets? No […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
“Kids? Kids I’m home. I picked up some of those cheese sticks you like. Kids? Kiiid-“ “Hello, ma’am.” “WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?!” “That’s what I’d like to talk to you about.” “I’m calling the police!” “I wouldn’t do that.” “What do you want?” “I want […]
