Tuesday, September 4, 2012 // Woot
As an Atlantean Sorcerer, I’m constantly being tasked to raise skeletons from the dead. Nothing serious, of course, I only use them as cannon fodder to weaken that accursed barbarian and his friends as they attempt to siege the tower in which my people stored all their remaining lore. But, as I repeated the process […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Television Shopping is tough. There are all sorts of specs and measurements and stuff to keep track of. That’s why we decided it’s time to put together some instructions on how to buy one. Take a look! Today’s lesson: The ” Mark When shopping for a television, you want to make sure the ” is […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
“Bobby, if this is about money, we’ll make it work. I’ll get another job, I’ll clip coupons, we’ll make due-“ “You shouldn’t have to.” “But I will. And babe, you shouldn’t have to do this. You made a promise to me when we were married. No more late night flashlight fighting. You said you’d leave […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Purity looked at the shared bathroom and sighed. She trusted her roommate, Chastity, and Honor certainly wouldn’t have touched her toothbrush… but the other girls? Maybe she was being paranoid, or maybe she was just being intelligent. Probably Juliet and Ophelia down the hall were nice enough, they’d waved at her when they passed in […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Tim didn’t think twice about giving Alex some of his old club clothes. He was just amazed they were back in fashion. “They’re over there,” he said, pointing towards the bedroom. “Jake, go help your Uncle Alex fill up that Lock & Lock Living Box of his.” “Why do they call it a living box, […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
We forgive you for thinking you don’t need something like this Houdini 5-Piece Wine Gift Set. After all it’s the end of summer; you’ve probably been getting by just fine with your current wine tools, whatever they may be. And good on ya! But hear us out: there’s something on the horizon that you’re forgetting. […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Competitors will tell you that they’ve got the best insurance package around, but the truth is, only Brothers’ Insurance (and Plumbing) Service can cover 100% of all: Banana Peel Damage Green Shell Damage Red Shell Damage and Blue Shell Damage And that’s just what you get in the basic package! Premium customers are also covered […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Proud to Serve Sauvignon Blanc exhibits such a delightful crispness and such delicious flavors of pineapple and summer peach, that you will, in fact, be proud to serve it! However, that doesn’t mean that picking a name was easy. In fact, the winemakers considered many different iterations before settling on Proud to Serve, such as: […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Sure, I loved my old job. Running the Gauntlet of Pain. Wrestling high atop the Bloodsphere. Knocking contenders off of the Tower of Agony with a giant foam mallet. Signing autographs at mall openings. I won’t lie: it was a great gig, and I didn’t even have to cut my mullet. But somewhere deep inside, […]
Sunday, September 2, 2012 // Woot
VOICE OVER: He was a cool, turntable with ceramic pick-up, one touch play, and no driver required! [SHOT of VIBE USB Turntable at a party with red solo cup talking to hot girls] VOICE OVER: He was a nerdy computer without any friends but the internet. [SHOT of computer in dark room with pizza boxes […]
