VIBE USB Turntable with Speakers

Sunday, September 2, 2012

VOICE OVER: He was a cool, turntable with ceramic pick-up, one touch play, and no driver required!

[SHOT of VIBE USB Turntable at a party with red solo cup talking to hot girls]

VOICE OVER: He was a nerdy computer without any friends but the internet.

[SHOT of computer in dark room with pizza boxes on the floor]

VOICE OVER: But when they connected to quickly and easily convert vinyl to MP3, something wacky happened!

[SHOT of computer and VIBE USB Turntable connected. We HEAR a loud ZAP sound.]

COMPUTER: Yo dawg, what the heck am I doing with this computer body?

TURNTABLE: Don’t you see? Our bodies have been trans-juxtaposed upon each other!

COMPUTER: Speak English, dawg!

TURNTABLE: We’ve switched bodies. I’m computer on the inside and you’re a turntable!

COMPUTER: Nah way, dawg! What’m I gonna splain dis to da ladiez?!

VOICE OVER: Now, they’re being forced to learn how the other lives!

[SHOT of computer jumping into a pool. Huge splash soaks a bunch of girls in bikinis. They run away disgusted.]

[SHOT of turntable trying to plug itself into a monitor.]

VOICE OVER: Coming this Fall: it’s WACKY WEDNESDAY!

• Connectors: Type B USB Port, RCA Audio Out
• Compatibility: Windows 7, Vista, ME, 2000, 98SE, 97
• Dimensions: 12.75″(W) x 4.5″(H) x 11.25″(D)

In the box:

• VIBE Sound VS-2002-SPK USB Turntable with Speakers
• USB Cable
• Installation CD
• 45 RPM adapter
• Operation Manual

Woot