Centon 128GB DataStick Sport

Friday, August 17, 2012

“I believe we promised to keep your application on file, Mr. Parker.”

“Please, Ms. Howard. Just a moment of your time.”

“My time is too valuable, Mr. Parker. Now I appreciate your enthusiasm but I really must be insisting you leave my office-“

“I have a financial plan guaranteed to make this company millions.”

“You what?”

“It’s real. It’s legit. I’ve researched it for five years, and it works. And all I want is for you to hire me and give me a chance to put it into place.”

“You’re lying.”

“I’m not. It’s all on this Centon 128GB DataStick Sport. Say I’m hired and it’s yours.”

“Very well, Mr. Parker. You’re hired. I hope I won’t regret this decision.”

“You won’t. Let me show you.”

…

“Mr. Parker. This appears to be nothing but a rather large collection of pornography.”

“Oh god, I brought the wrong data stick.”

• Technology: Waterproof USB
• Capacity: 128GB
• Interface: USB 2.0
• Speed: Standard Speed
• Write Speed: 5 MB/s
• Read Speed: 10 MB/s
• Speed: USB 2.0
• Voltage: 5.0V
• RoHS: YES
• Color: Black
• Operating Temp: Commercial (32? F to 158? F)
• Dimensions: 2.5″(L) x 0.5″(H) x 1″(D)

In the box:

• Centon RCDSW128GB-001 128GB USB 2.0 DataStick Sport

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