English Muffin

Sunday, August 12, 2012

“No dude, I read about these guys. You can do whatever you want to this muffin and it can’t do anything back. It’s like a law from the king or something.”

“Do they even have a king? I only ever hear about the queen.”

“Well you can’t have one without the other.”

“I guess so.”

“Check it out. I’m waving my hand in front of his face. Nothin’.”

“He has a face?”

“Sure. Right there.”

“Dude, I think it’s not doing anything because it’s just a muffin.”

Wear this shirt: To England, if you like getting beaten up by chavs.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Scotland. They’ve got their own thing going.

This shirt tells the world: “I like to think of myself as pretty worldly for someone too terrified to actually leave the country.”

We call this color: Beefeater Royal Blue
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