iRobot Roomba 555

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Craig never considered he was spending too much time at his job until the peanut butter cookies started looking like iRobot Roomba 555s. But, sure enough, there they were! A dozen tasty little robots staring up at him while he mashed them with a fork.

In fact, he could picture them scuttling across the floor of some gingerbread house, sucking down peppermint pieces with their patented three stage cleaning process. They’d adjust to that flooring just like they adjusted to every type of flooring: with ease! At just 8cm above the floor, they’d still be able to fit under the gumdrop sofa and clean out all the chocolate dust bunnies.

It was a nice world, Craig decided. Maybe there was a licorice strip just behind the included Virtual Wall being kept safe, or maybe a little stack of angel food stairs the iRobot Roomba 555 could notice and carefully avoid (thanks to the Cliff Detect system!) It was a pretty adorable world Craig could see, right down to the last jelly bean. And that made him worry.

Sure enough, the oven’s pilot light had gone out, and the gas was leaking into the kitchen. Craig opened all the windows and went to lie down. The cookie would keep.

In the Box:

• 1 iRobot? Roomba? 555
• 1 Rechargeable Nickel-Metal Hydride Battery
• 1 Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
• 1 Self-Charging Home Base?
• 1 Auto Virtual Wall? (Requires 2 C batteries, not included)
• 1 Extra Filter

Woot