Tea Time

Saturday, August 11, 2012

What we’re looking at here isn’t just an anthropomorphic tea bag who bares a striking resemblance to a popular animated American television show; it’s actually the diving coach of one Stephan Feck of Germany.

Unlike the judges, Coach Bag didn’t have anything bad to say about Feck’s form. “Nailed it as far as I’m concerned,” he told the press. “Perfect. Had that ‘oh-crap-I’m-falling-into-the-water look down pat. 10.0 in my book.”

That wasn’t to say Bag was all compliments: “I didn’t like what he did after the landing. Didn’t give himself enough time to seep, and where was the bobbing? You’ve got to bob in and out if you want to get all the flavor. Nearly ruined it if you ask me.”

Wear this shirt: when you’re going on an adventure.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have a fin.

This shirt tells the world: “I take my tea with a splash.”

We call this color: Swanna go swimming slate-r?

Woot