Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Voltron was just about to unleash a little Blazing Sword justice to one of King Zarkon’s Ro-beasts when the phone rang. Craig rolled his eyes and wondered which of Aunt Sylvia’s appliances was busted as he paused the cartoon and answered the call. “What is it this time? The blender? The toaster oven? A shame […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Michelle looked at her youngest daughter sitting at the kitchen table, arms crossed defiantly with the neck of her t-shirt pulled up over her mouth. For the life of her, she could not figure out why this kid refused to eat. It started yesterday at lunch when Michelle had served up the standard PB&J, crusts […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Hey, you got any DiddyBeats? “Wait, Diddy’s got a new album out?” Wait, you just released a new album of little ditties? “Wait, did he just use ‘Diddy’s’ in a different context than me?” Wait, why are you talking about me in the third person? Yes. “Oh, good. Glad that’s all cleared up!” “Wait, is […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
People are always worried about pandas, like they deserve any kind of special treatment. Psh. Here’s how dumb pandas are: they only eat bamboo. Bamboo has, like, ZERO nutritional value! Isn’t that stupid?! Can you imagine how dumb a species would have to be to just spend all day continuously chowing down on unhealthy, non-nutritious […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Yes. You’ll occasionally find non-wine products here on Wine.Woot, but this is NOT one of them. This is a six-pack featuring 3 varieties of white wine from G?rd Vintners: the 2009 Columbia Valley Pinot Gris; the 2009 Lawrence Vineyard Altruism Riesling; and the 2009 Columbia Valley Dry Riesling. This is NOT a print of Gustav […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Hey! It’s summer! Have fun! Leap around! Go swimming and ride bikes and climb trees! Be a happy grasshopper! But never forget: winter is coming. Prepare yourselves. Find your provisions so that you won’t have to go outside when it’s 10 below… or worse. It’s not gonna be hard to camp out for The Dark […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
I get up so early to go running. Sometimes, I’ll get all the way through my 4 miles before the sun comes out. And can you believe I used to do that without my Icon Irix II 50 Lumen Headlamp? I know! Crazy, right? I mean, it’s dangerous! You don’t know what you might trip […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
So maybe Lesley wasn’t ready for a baby. Brant could accept that for now. But he still wanted to keep the ball rolling in the right direction, so he brought home the next best thing… a puppy. He knew it was going to be a challenge to keep Lesley from freaking out when she saw […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
It was just too hot outside. Olivia was in her room, lying down with a book. Her door was open. This was the perfect chance for Jake to practice steering his Infrared Multi-Channel Indoor R/C Helicopter. Out of the variety of choices, he’d chosen the glow in the dark chopper… for just this reason. Of […]
Saturday, July 14, 2012 // Woot
Welcome back to the Champaign County Debate Club finals, broadcasting to you live on local access channel 3! I’m Chip McMartin, and we’ve got a barn burner here! The topic is economic reform, and Lloyd Paulk has made his very convincing arguments for tax cuts on upper tier corporate entities to allow them to hire […]
