Saturday, February 2, 2013 // Woot
Televisions like these SANYOs? Those things are easy. There’s the button on the the screen, then the buttons on the remote. You just press those and it does the stuff. What could be simpler? Now, TV instruction manuals on the other hand, they’re tough! Seriously, who even knows how to use one of those things, […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
Use these: if you want to go to the bar with a couple of buds, but you don’t feel like making any friends. Don’t use these: when your neighbor asks if he can buy some good bud from you. He’s not looking for headphones. The only way to make these better would be: if they […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
You need to know something before you purchase this ProForm XP Whirlwind 320 Exercise Bike. You might think the bike gets its name from the ProForm Whirlwind Fan Air Resistance that delivers a full-body workout by providing resistance not just to the pedals but the upper-body workout arms as well. You’d be wrong. You see, […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
Sure, I can bend steel girders with my bare hands. And yeah, I’ve been known to stop a speeding train by simply sticking my foot out in front of it. But that doesn’t mean I don’t need a solid 8 hours of decent sleep a night. I’m only super human, after all. I’m also a […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
Oooh How do you get your bot-tles Oooh How do you get your bot-tles But if you’re on the go And feeding time is near Slow and even warmin’ Even sized for growin’ Baby, you’re gonna eat a tasty meal Mommy now can take you out to the baseball field Warmze, Warmze, Waaaarmze Make the […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
I’m a Progressive. No, not like the insurance company (although I totally use them). I mean I’m a forward-thinking humanist who wants equality for all and the government to protect me from evil corporations that ruin the world. So I need a DVD player that reflects my personality and politics. That’s why I picked up […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
You know those goofy warning signs you see everywhere that make you think to yourself, Why would they bother putting a “Do not place head in wood chipper” sticker on this thing? Those are there for a reason. Someone did that and thus necessitated a warning to cover the company’s ass in the event of […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
Imagine, for a moment, you were looking into a goblet filled with vibrant hues of pale yellow and green. You smell the tropical aromas and you can only imagine how delicious the flavors will be. You lift the goblet to your lips, look down at the wine- -and suddenly, you see the dark, cruel eyes […]
Friday, February 1, 2013 // Woot
A two-pound laptop is fine for sharing your favorite petits-fours recipes on Pinterest, or checking on the latest twists and turns in the Justin-Selena breakup. But when the silicon hits the road, when you need high-performance performance, is that little brushed-aluminum fashion accessory really going to manhandle the 1s and 0s into line? Don’t risk […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you see all those cats on Youtube and you think, “My cat could do better!” Don’t use this: if 1080p is just not enough. IT’S GOTTA BE 1081P OR FORGET IT! If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: “Check out this high-difficulty shot in high definition!” Some skeptics wonder: if […]
