Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
You know what? I work hard. I hold down a respectable job, support my family and always make sure they have the things they need. I’d say that means I deserve a break every now and then. And how I choose to unwind and relax at the end of a long day day is none […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
Anyone can have a talent. It takes hard work to develop that talent, to cultivate it through hard work and determination and take it from a rough-hewn gemstone to a cut, polished diamond. But with tools like this Avid Vocal Studio you can utilize 16-bit recording at 44.1 or 48 KHz to record your practice […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
Use this: on sunny golf days. Don’t use this: in combination with HEAD Banger’s Balls. You win at this product by: being the first to pull your umbrella from its holster when it starts drizzling. In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: digest your golf clubs for nutrients like a Venus fly trap. The only way […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
You just sit right down there, bambino. Momma’s gonna fix you something nice to eat. Did you see my new Corelle Livingware? Isn’t it fancy? Here, have some bread and butter while you wait. I put it right there on that Corelle Livingware bread and butter plate. So how’re things? You still dating that adorable […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
If you’ve got a kid, there’s a good chance you’ve got a kid that goes barefoot. Possibly they wear socks if you won’t let them turn the heat up to a reasonable level. But more likely, they consider shoes to be a necessary evil forced on them by a society gone mad. Given half the […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
“… 99 … AHHH! 100.” Hey man, what’s going on? “Oh, you know. Just working out my quad-core.” With … with your computer? “Yeah. It’s the latest thing. The HP Quad-Core Desktop workout.” Huh. So … how do you do it? “That’s the best part. It’s super easy. You just lift the tower above your […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
At first we thought “Oh, this is an awesomely meta Shirt.Woot design.” Because, you know, so many of our shirts require very specific pop culture reference knowledge. Really, this should be the slogan for the whole site. But then we learned that it’s actually a line from a recent movie, and we thought, “Aw shucks, […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
IN A WORLD where chocolate covered cherries are a delicious classic. Where dime store knock-offs are a constant threat to true Cherry Cordials. Where genuine Queen Anne Oregon cherries have to contend with the likes of cheap cocktail fruits. THE TIME HAS COME after a two-week soaking in a fragrant blend of Courvoisier and Hennessy […]
Thursday, January 31, 2013 // Woot
I’m out there cleaning cause I hate dust and grime and so I get on the ball and trap those particles very fine He’s so cyclonic, and-a He’s really centered too He’s asthma friendly, oh, this sweet DC25 I rolled it round the corner That motor’s in the ball My lovely sweet DC25, that dust […]
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 // Woot
You think you’ve seen “Chopped?” You haven’t seen “Chopped” until you’ve heard it through a Sharp 3.1 Channel Sound Bar Surround System. The chopping! The sizzling! The steaming and slicing and sauteing all come through in beautiful Dolby Digital sound pumped through at 400 watts! Have you ever noticed the beautiful bass notes in Ted […]
