ProForm XP Whirlwind 320 Exercise Bike

Friday, February 1, 2013

You need to know something before you purchase this ProForm XP Whirlwind 320 Exercise Bike. You might think the bike gets its name from the ProForm Whirlwind Fan Air Resistance that delivers a full-body workout by providing resistance not just to the pedals but the upper-body workout arms as well. You’d be wrong. You see, the ProForm XP Whirlwind 320 Exercise Bike gets its name from the fact that through a complex scientific process, pedaling this bike will generate a whirlwind somewhere on the planet.

Odds are in your favor it won’t be in your house or anything, but just know that while you’re getting full-body cardio to help you burn more calories and tone more muscle faster, you are terrorizing a random location on earth with hurricane-force winds. The first few times you’ll chalk it up to coincidence, but eventually you’ll realize the correlation with a growing horror.

And you won’t believe how difficult it will be to convince yourself to work out after that.

In the box:

(1) Pro-Form XP Whirlwind 320 Exercise Bike

Woot