Forever Lazy

Thursday, January 31, 2013

You know what? I work hard. I hold down a respectable job, support my family and always make sure they have the things they need.

I’d say that means I deserve a break every now and then. And how I choose to unwind and relax at the end of a long day day is none of your business, so long as I’m in the privacy of my own home.

So yeah. I’m a grown man who likes to be swaddled like a baby. SO WHAT? That’s between me and my blankie. And also my wife since it’s near impossible to tuck in all the ends myself.

Yeah. She did suggest that I get a Forever Lazy once. Even though the ultra-soft fleece does look really comfortable and cozy, I really just like the feeling of being all snuggled up tight. And if I had that 2-way zipper, I wouldn’t even have to wiggle my way out. Where’s the challenge in that? Plus, having my arms free would make it far too easy to suck my thumb, and I’m really trying to quit.

You don’t have to be crass. I get it. The zippered front and back hatches are for bathroom “convenience” but that’s not really a selling point for me. Though I suppose it would make the diaper changes easier for my wife. I guess I’ll have to think about it.

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

• (1) Forever Lazy
• (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

Woot