Oakley The Banger Bag

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Use this: on sunny golf days.

Don’t use this: in combination with HEAD Banger’s Balls.

You win at this product by: being the first to pull your umbrella from its holster when it starts drizzling.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: digest your golf clubs for nutrients like a Venus fly trap.

The only way to make this better would be: if it came bundled with Oakley’s The Mash (bag of mashed potatoes).

This just posted on Facebook: “That moment when your dual-strap carry system wraps around the shoulders of your one true carrier.”

In the box:

(1) Oakley The Banger Bag

Woot