Corelle Livingware-Your Choice-4 Styles
Thursday, January 31, 2013
You just sit right down there, bambino. Momma’s gonna fix you something nice to eat. Did you see my new Corelle Livingware? Isn’t it fancy? Here, have some bread and butter while you wait. I put it right there on that Corelle Livingware bread and butter plate.
So how’re things? You still dating that adorable little Deirdre? Oh, that’s too bad. I liked her. She was a nice girl. When you gonna settle down already and make me a grandmother?
Coffee? Here, hand me that Corelle Livingware stoneware mug. Lots of cream and sugar, just how you like it. What do you mean you’re watching your weight? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re a handsome man. So what? It’s just more to love.
I made some of Nonna’s minestrone. Go on. Don’t be shy! That’s what the Corelle Livingware soup bowl is for. Mangia! Mangia!
OK, here you go. Momma’s famous lasagna. What do you mean you’re not hungry? Don’t be silly, you’re a growing boy! OK, fine. What do I care if you starve? You might as well just go ahead and throw that Corelle Livingware on the floor then. Go on! It’s break and chip resistant, UNLIKE MY HEART.
Now that’s a good boy. Eat up. And whatever you don’t finish now you can warm up in the microwave later.
In the Box:
(1) Corelle Livingware 16-Piece Set includes:
- (4) 10-1/4″ dinner plates
- (4) 6-3/4″ bread and butter plates
- (4) 18 oz. soup/cereal bowls
- (4) 11 oz. stoneware mugs
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