The Original Dreamie – Set of 2

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Welcome back to the Champaign County Debate Club finals, broadcasting to you live on local access channel 3! I’m Chip McMartin, and we’ve got a barn burner here! The topic is economic reform, and Lloyd Paulk has made his very convincing arguments for tax cuts on upper tier corporate entities to allow them to hire additional employees and jumpstart the economy. Now hometown debate hero Mary Burke will make her rebuttal.It looks as though she’s pulling something out of her podium. I’m being told it’s The Original Dreamie, a sateen all-in-one sheet and pillow pocket. You can use it for sleepovers, dorm rooms, hotel beds, and the like but I’m not sure why she would-

Okay, it appears Mary is lying the Dreamie on the ground and crawling into it. Now she is snoring in an exaggerated and cartoonish manner. The crowd is going wild! The moderator has ruled a unanimous decision in favor of Ms. Burke! Her undefeated streak continues!

In the box:

• (2) The Original Dreamie – Ivory Sateen
• (2) Travel Bags

Woot