Samsung 14” Core i5 Aluminum Laptop with WiMax, WiDi, HD LED Display and Edge-to-Edge Glass – $549.99

Friday, June 3, 2011

And People Wonder Why Dogs Are So Spoiled These Days

Hard to believe that a computer so powerful can still be light enough to carry around in your teeth.

Please, Jiffy. Please. Just be still while the nice lady gives you a bath and I’ll get you your own Samsung laptop. That’s right. You smell so awful I’m willing to bribe you with a sleek, compact, potent notebook PC if it means some relief from the stench. See? It’s got a 14” HD LED, with edge-to-edge glass, just like pugs like. Be still now? Be still?

Oh, looks like my offer’s not good enough. I guess that Core i5-480M 2.66GHz processor and 4GB DDR3 memory aren’t sufficient to power all those intensive dog-related applications that you use. Yeah, you must need more than a 640GB hard drive to hold all those dog videos and songs you’ve downloaded, right? Come on, who are you trying to kid? I know for a fact that you were suspended from that torrent tracker for having a low ratio. Don’t try to fool your evolutionary superior.

No bite! No bite! OK, what if I throw in integrated 802.11n WiMAX wireless, and Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit? You like that? You like that? Yeah, who’s a good dog? There’s my good girl. There’s my good girl.

Of course, I don’t know if you can really call it “good” when you’re only behaving to get a free laptop. But there’s no point in drawing you into some sophisticated ethical debate. I’d demolish you, and anyway let’s just focus on this bath thing right now. Who’s a good dog?

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Samsung

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Intel’s advanced WiMAX and Wi-Fi combo adapter uses Intel® Centrino® Advanced-N + WiMAX 6250 delivers up to 28 Mbps downlink, up to 8 Mbps uplink over WiMAX (802.16e) and up to 300 Mbps bandwidth over Wi–Fi (802.11a/b/g/n) with unique Intel features
• WiDi capable – Intel Wireless Display lets you view and share content from your hard disk, home network or anywhere a browser can take you on the biggest screen in your home
• Simply connect an adapter to your TV (not included), follow a few simple steps, and you’re off and running
• Intel® Core™ i5-480M 2.66GHz processor, 4GB DDR3, 640GB HD, and Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
• NVIDIA® Optimus™ graphics delivers superior multimedia and graphics performance for intense 3D gaming or your favorite movies
• Vibrant LED Backlit HD Display with Edge-to-Edge Glass
• Sleek & aluminum refined design
• Powerful 6-Cell Lithium-Ion battery for extended playing time (up to 7 hours)

Additional Photos:

• Right Profile (DVD, USB, Multi-Card Slot)
• Left Profile – Cover Open (Power, RJ45, VGA, HDMI, 2 USB, Mic, Headphone)
• Left Profile – Cover Closed
• Keyboard and Touchpad
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Samsung QX410-202 2.66GHz Intel Core i5, 4GB, 640GB 14” Laptop
  
• 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
• AC Adaptor

photo credit: minicooper93402

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