Acoustic Research 6 Foot HDMI Cable – $1.99
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Pimp My Show
The thing about a book is, that’s all you have to buy.
MAYBE you’ll want a book mark or some dust cover you made from butcher’s paper, MAYBE. But if you just want to buy a book and walk to the park and read under a tree, you can! That’s all you need to do! And isn’t that STUPID?
We’re in the 21st Century now, jerkfaces. Everything is peripherals and wires and cords. Like, if I had a HDMI TV, could I just grab a Blu-Ray and watch it? Of COURSE not! I’d need an additional Acoustic Research 6 Foot HDMI Cable to get that image from point A to point B. And that’s why books are stupid!
Like, if you buy a car, do you just want a primer colored car with no floor mats? Ask any car dealer, they’ll laugh in your face. Or if you buy a house, do you just want a big square where you can dump your stuff? Absolutely not! You need things on the walls, and a carpet, and a few shelves! So why settle for some dumb 13th century book that pretends to “take you to distant worlds” somehow. News flash: if I go to a distant world, I want to be shooting aliens there. And with the Acoustic Research 6 Foot HDMI Cable, I can!
So if you want to stick to books, hey, that’s your right as an American. But you’re missing out on allllll the extras. Me, I’ll be buying my Acoustic Research 6 Foot HDMI Cable and hooking up that gold-plated connector with style. Because, let’s face it, today it’s not what you do, it’s how much you spent to do it.
Warranty: 90 Day Audiovox
Features:
- 6’ HDMI cable
- Digital video and audio signals
- Crisp picture
- Detailed sound
- Gold plated connectors – corrosion resistant
- Protects against interference and noise
- Flexible, durable PVC jacket
- Improved digital signal transfer
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