Acoustic Research 3 ft HDMI cable – 2 Pack – $4.99
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Unorthodox Forms Of Revenge
Okay, my office nemesis. Now it’s war.
I thought that little ceramic cow would just be a nice way to make my desk pretty. A sort of conversation piece, if you will. But then you had to walk by my desk, swinging those two Acoustic Research 3 ft HDMI cables, and laughing.
“How’s the cow, homeboy?” you bellowed, and everyone turned around to stare. And what was once a beautiful escape that led me to a ceramic field in my mind has become a dark muddy place, and a field that used to be as clear as an HDMI image sent through gold plated corrosion resistant HDMI connectors is now brown, and overcast, and empty. My peaceful ceramic dairy is ruined now, my office nemesis. And all because of you and your swinging Acoustic Research 3 ft HDMI cables.
But vengeance is like milk, my office nemesis. A dish best served cold. And next week, when you pass my cubicle on your way to the soda machine and yell out “How’s the cow, homeboy?” you won’t have to wonder. You’ll know.
Because POW! COW IN THE FACE! AND THEN WHO’LL BE LAUGHING THROUGH CLEAR OXYGEN-FREE COPPER CONDUCTORS, MY OFFICE NEMESIS? THEN WHO’LL BE LAUGHING?
Warranty: 1 Year Audiovox
Condition: New
Features:
- Ultimate audio and video performance with gold plated corrosion resistant HDMI connectors
- Offers improved performance and digital signal
- Oxygen free copper conductors
- 3 feet in length
- Gold plated connectors
- Corrosion resistant surface
- Added flexibility and durability
- Protected against noise and interference
In the box:
- (2) Acoustic Research ES84 3-Foot HDMI cable
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