Asus 17.3” Intel Core i5-480M, 4GB DDR3 RAM, 640GB Hard Drive, Blu-Ray, Windows 7 – $549.99

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Ball’s In Your Court

The longer it takes for this laptop to sell out, the longer that toy monkey stays up there.

Just look at him up there, staring away at that secret dark place in your heart that you try so hard to hide from the rest of the world. It’s as if he’s using those hideous eyes of his to feed on every insecurity and fear, and all those horrible things you’d never dare tell another soul about, isn’t it? Om nom nom, cheating on your husband with his best friend. Om nom nom, gambling away the kid’s college money on a “sure thing” down at the race track. OM NOM NOM, THE THING I BURIED IN THE DESERT WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN OH GOD I WAS SO YOUNG I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WHAT OTHER CHOICE DID I HAVE?

Only the thoughts aren’t going away, are they? They’re only getting stronger. And no matter how many times you press F5, he’s still going to be there, Wooter, unless someone, some brave soul will to fight this wretched toy monkey’s evil, buys enough of these Asus 17.3” laptops to make him go away.

Things like a 2.66GHz Intel Core i5-480M processor, 640GB 5400 RPM hard drive, Blu-ray ROM Combo Drive, 4GB DDR3 RAM expandable to 8GB, and the Windows 7 operating system make no difference to the Horrible Toy Monkey Picture. All he wants is your delicious secrets. Guard your hearts, friends, and buy three of these right away. He’s only growing more powerful the longer you wait.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Asus Global
Condition: New

Features:

• Featuring the Intel® Core™ i5-480M processor with Intel Hyper-Threading Technology
• Delivers the multitasking muscle to accelerate your applications without lag
• With the Blu-ray combo drive and HDMI port, enjoy Blu-ray on the LED-backlit HD display or supersize your high-definition media to an HDTV for up to 1080p visuals and eight channel surround sound support
• Engineered with ASUS IceCool Technology to maintain a low temperature on the keyboard and palm rest area for comfortable computing after the longest sessions
• Encased with ASUS Infusion Technology, the chassis showcases a subtle patterned design with a scratch-resistant coat to keep it looking new day-in and day-out.

Additional Photos:

• Asus X72F-XR5
• In the box
• Retail Package
• Top Lid Design & Logo
• Keyboard
• Left Profile
• Right Profile

Specifications:

In the box:

• Asus X72F-XR5
• AC Power Supply
• Power Cable
• Cable Management Ties

photo credit: scragz

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