Ryobi TEK4 Power Screwdriver – $17.99

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Define “Free”

My day job? Banker. So when I come home, I really want to enjoy my hobby.

Let’s face it, a guy like me, I can’t get enough of driving the screws in. Fees, poor interest rates, gobbling up mortgages I may not actually have the paperwork for, that’s what I do ever day, and you know what? I love it! I love it so much, I can’t just leave it behind at the end of the business day! That’s why I bought a Ryobi TEK4 Power Screwdriver. And now, I can drive the screws in, any time I want!

The Ryobi TEK4 Power Screwdriver works four times faster than other brands, and that’s something I can appreciate. Like me, the other day? I was on the phone with some old lady crying about how she’d paid off her house in cash back in the ‘90s or something. I just put her on hold and made another call to some orphanage that was a day behind on their payment. And when those orphans started talking about grace periods or whatever, I switched back to the old lady! Doubled my efficiency, just like the Ryobi TEK4 Power Screwdriver will do for you!

It’s comfortable, and pretty nice, and comes with a staff of six bits to get it coffee and do the filing. This baby’s the corner office of screwdrivers, and I’m fast-tracked to getting my name on the door. With the Ryobi TEK4 Power Screwdriver, I can drive those screws in anywhere I like, and no government regulator can stop me here, no sir! Ha ha ha! Take that, drywall! The free market demands I hang a painting here! Ha ha ha! Ha ha- uh oh, I guess I made a mistake. Well, I’m sure the President will reimburse me for spackle.

Hey, this wall’s part of America, isn’t it? Why shouldn’t the taxpayers cover the cost?

Warranty: Limited 1 Year Ryobi

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• The lightweight RYOBI TEK4 Screwdriver can screw 4x more screws per charge then the competition
• Great for a variety of drilling and driving applications
• Built-in LED light works well to illuminate the work area especially in tight, dimly lit spaces
• The 1/4 in. SpeedLoad+ quick-connect chuck works with all SpeedLoad+ accessories and is the fastest, most convenient way to change bits
• 24 position clutch allows users to adjust torque to match a variety of applications
• 2-speed gear box
• Overmold handle for more user comfort
• Comes equipped with a 6-piece bit set with bit holder and tool bag to organize the screwdriver and accessories
• The perfect tool for smaller applications, for home owners, and professionals alike

In the box:

• Ryobi TEK4 4V Lithium-Ion Screwdriver
• AP4001 4V Rechargeable Tek4 Battery
• AP4800 Charger
• 6-Piece Bit Set
• Bit Holder
• Storage Bag
• Operator’s Manuals

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