Short-Sleeve Men’s T-Shirt – 5 Pack – $7.99

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Some call ‘em plain; some call ‘em “adult.”

For those of you who aren’t into cute animals dancing on your t-shirts.

You’re no noob fresh off the boat. You’re a Wooter, dammit, and that means something. You’ve bought everything from Leakfrogs to Sansas to Enzyte pills (just to help move the WootOff along, of course. You have no actual need for them). You frequent the main page, you’ve picked up the occasional gift from Kids, you always make sure to check Sellout and Deals, and you’ve even indulged in some of the finer sales on Wine. But there’s one site in the Woot family you’ve never really had much interest in:

Shirt.

It’s nothing personal; you just happen to hold down a job. And people with jobs generally don’t wear shirts with kittens dressed as Captain Planet or whatever. We get that. And really, no offense taken. But that’s why today we’re giving YOU a chance to say you bought some shirts from Woot with this Short-Sleeve T-Shirt 5-Pack.

What’s it gonna be? Well, that’s up to whoever packs your order, to be honest. It could be Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Winner’s Circle, or Jerzees. Might be 100% cotton, might be polyester, might be a blend. It might even have a front pocket on it. You won’t know ‘til you open it.

But we can promise you this: the one thing your t-shirts won’t have is some sort of cutesy twist on pop culture, like Rembrandt’s Night Watch except with penguins and Super Mario Bros. characters.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Winner’s Circle or Jerzees Brands
• 100% Cotton, 100% Polyester, or 50% Cotton/50% Polyester Blend (Varies with Style)
• 100% Cotton Shirts are preshrunk to ensure fit
• Some designs include front pocket
• Machine Washable

Care Instructions: Machine wash warm with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium.

PLEASE NOTE: If you buy one 5-pack, they’ll probably all be different colors. If you buy two or three 5-packs, you’ll probably get some duplicate colors. But we can’t guarantee you anything either way. That’s what we mean by “random.” If you can’t get the colors you love, love the colors you get.

In the box:

• (5) Randomly Selected T-Shirts (Choose Your Size)
• (Not All Colors are Depicted on the Main Photo)

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