iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot – $249.99

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Earn Your Keep

Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO?

Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days a pet’s gotta work! You want to get that puppy chow? Better get a job at the dog track! You want cedar chips? Better plug that hamster wheel into a generator! And that’s why my favorite pet is this iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot. Let’s face it, the Scooba just “gets” it.

All it takes is a little cleaning solution and 98% of that freeloading bacteria is gone, gone, gone. Hardwood, tile, linoleum, the powerful 4-stage cleaning system covers each floor zone multiple times, making any house as clean as clean can be. I barely have to lift a finger! I’m telling you, this iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot really enriches my life. Not like that long-haired guinea pig who used to clean up around here. Always made me so guilty to see it moping around, covered in dust. And who wants to feel guilty about not cleaning up their own house? It just wasn’t fair to me at all!

But now, I can enjoy the gentle purr of a busy robot, doing my chores as I live the life I choose. So no more free speech for you, yappy little dogs. You abused that right. No more subversive lounging, you self-centered cats. Get out there and start mousing. Because the only pet I need is an iRobot Scooba Floor Washing Robot. It’s hard-working, obedient, and never stops until the job is done. It’s the pet for my lifestyle, at last!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year iRobot

Condition: New

Features:

• Award-winning floor washing robot removes up to 98% of common household bacteria with a touch of a button (when used as directed)
• Ideal for washing larger hard floor areas – One tank washes up to 430 square feet before it requires filling
• Simple operation: fill tank, press the Clean button, empty tank when finished
• Only uses cleaning solution (tap water, water and vinegar or new Scooba Hard Floor Cleaner, Natural Enzyme Formula) to wash floors
• Works on sealed hardwood, tile and linoleum floors
• Automatically detects carpet edges and will turn away
• Navigates throughout the room using a powerful 4-stage cleaning system: prep, wash, scrub and squeegee
• Autonomous cleaning pattern covers each area of floor multiple times to ensure total floor coverage
• Cliff Sensing technology allows Scooba to avoid stairs and ledges
• Cleans beneath cabinet edges, tables, chairs and other hard-to-reach places
• Includes (1) Virtual Wall to mark off-limit areas (requires 2D batteries – not included)
• 14.4V Ni-MH 4100mAh Rechargeable Battery
• Product Video

4-Stage Cleaning Process

1) Preps – picks up dirt, sand and crumbs
2) Washes – uses only clean solution to wash floors, never spreading dirty water around like a common mop
3) Scrubs – powerful brush removes dirt, grime and stuck-on messes
4) Dries – squeegee lifts dirty water from floors leaving them clean and dry

Product Specifications:

• Dimensions: 15″ (diameter) x 3.5″ (H)
• Weight: 8.4oz (with battery)

Additional Photos:

• Water Tanks
• Unassembled (Base and Top)
• Undercarriage
• Virtual Wall
• Package Contents
• Packaging

In the box:

• iRobot Scooba 385 Floor Washing Robot
• Rechargeable Battery
• AC Adapter
• Virtual Wall
• (4) Packets of Natural Cleaning Solution
• Owner’s Manual

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