Deni 12” Circular Grill – $9.99

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

We Claim Parody, Thanks In Advance

I don’t know why I’m getting sued. All I said on the flyer was that I had a new 12” Circular Grill from Deni’s.

I figured hey, truth is a defense, right? And I really do own a Deni 12” Circular Grill, so who cares about the apostrophe, especially in this age of Internet spelling. But sure enough, before I could even serve up my very first Fruity, Snooty, Fresh and Cutie breakfast special, there’s the lawyer talking all about trademarks and copyrights. What ever happened to FREEDOM?

I remember a time where one man with a 12” round grill could grill, fry or stir-fry without some big government crashing down around them. I remember a time when one man could show off his recipes through a see-through tempered glass lid while setting the adjustable range control, then pour out the grease via the built-in spout. But oh no, that’s not America these days, is it? Now, a guy tries to make a Grand Sam breakfast special, he gets a visit from Mr. Cease And Desist!

Well, forget that, I’m not backing down. The way I figure, my Deni 12” Circular Grill means I have the legal right to put up a big red and yellow sign that says “Deni’s” and start selling my own Buffalo Cheddar Chicken Potato Mexi-Wrap Bowl Sandwich Pie. Yeah, see? THAT’S what vision gets you! What lawyer’s ever gonna come up with THAT?

Warranty: 1 Year Limited Deni

Condition: New

Features:

• Deni’s Circular Grill is a versatile appliance for any cook’s kitchen
• The cooking surface is perfect to grill, fry, or stir-fry
• The removable grilling surface doubles as a serving dish, keeping food hot or warm at the table
• Removable non-stick ribbed grilling surface lifts food away from grease
• Cool-touch base – outside housing remains cool while inner skillet retains temperature
• See-through, tempered glass lid for viewing food while cooking
• Cool-touch lid handle
• Removable, full range, adjustable temperature control
• Easy to clean with the removable grill surface
• Built-in spout for easy pouring
• Grease collection container
• 1300 watts
• User’s Manual

In the box:

(1) Deni 12” Circular Grill (Choose: Red or Platinum)

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