ViewSonic gTablet 10.1″ Multi-touch Tablet – $239.99

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

And I Won’t Forget To Put Roses On Your Grave

My best pal. We did everything together. Nobody knew me better. And now, he’s gone.

Pal, you were there the night we snuck into the bar, underage. You were there the afternoon I got that old car runnin’. We shoplifted our first cigarettes, went on our first double dates, and had each other’s backs in a fight. I loved you like more than a brother, and man, there was nobody I respected more. And that’s why I’m sure you’ll respect my decision to ignore that last wish you made, about having me leave an iPad at your grave.

Look, buddy, it’s nothing personal. But that thing is CRAZY expensive, you know? And, like, what does an iPad do that a ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” Multi-touch Tablet doesn’t? Look, it’s got a 10.1” screen, and it’s 1080p, and it plays all kinda formats. Hey, there’s a microSD slot too, so I can visit and bring videos and music and stuff. You don’t think I’m gonna make my ghost bud pay for movies, do you? No way, bro, I’m gonna pirate that crap for ya! Yeaaaaah, boy!

Also the ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” Multi-touch Tablet has Wi-Fi b/g/n support, maybe I can talk to the cemetery guy about getting you access. Then if there’s a zombie uprising you can, like, Tweet me or whatever. Or maybe use the 1.3MP video camera to conference with me. Hey, if you come back, we gotta prank call Clyde, right? “Raaa, Clyde, repent, repennnt, raaa!” Man, I can’t wait to see his face.

Anyway, I miss you, man. But not as much as I’d miss all the money an iPad costs. This ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” Multi-touch Tablet is cheaper, and it’s just as good, as far as I’m concerned. Listen, I’ll just leave it here, and if you’ve got a problem, you can haunt me, okay? But be aware, I ate one of my special chili omelets this morning, so I’m pretty much gonna be in the can for the rest of the day.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year ViewSonic

Condition: New

Features:

• The ViewSonic gTablet has a crisp and vibrant 10.1” capacitive touch screen display with plenty of real estate for even the most demanding tablet users
• Great for multitasking, viewing multiple apps, and browsing web pages in their entirety, including the ability to play Flash videos
• With is 1080p playback resolution, sharing entertainment and photos on this gorgeous display is truly a delight
• Extensive format support includes H.264, WMV, WMA, MP3, DivX and more
• Easy to take anywhere with its super slim and sleek design and smooth beveled edges. Weighing in at 1.5 pounds and just 0.5” thick, just grab it and go
• Newly revised OS gives you the ability to switch between TapnTap menu environment and Droid graphic environment with a single screen touch and results in improved system stability and speed
• Engineered with you in mind, the navigation is practically instinctive. You find the buttons exactly where you would have placed them, which will have you toggling, searching, going back and moving forward all at lightning speed
• On-display buttons include Search, Home, Menu and back. Volume rocker is located on top
• You get an awesome performance from practically any source with this tablet: play music files, watch movies, or upload images from your camcorder and share entertainment with your friends on the go
• Switch between apps and tasks instantly: while checking email, download apps while updating your calendar, jump from reading your eBooks to keeping up with your favorite blogs
• Open multiple apps with the flick of a finger. It is so intuitive, you’ll be able to pinch, scroll, rotate or zoom to your heart’s content
• Expandable memory up to 32GB via microSD
• Offers 3.5 mm headphone jack, USB port, and mini USB port
• Direct access to the Apps Store to download thousands of leading Android apps
• Features Google’s Android 2.2 OS with new features and benefits such as faster web browsing, simple app launching and updating, and a completely more intuitive experience
• Improvement in JavaScript loading, better overall performance of Android OS, USB and Wi-Fi Internet Tethering, Microsoft Exchange integration, compass support for Google Maps, improved Google Voice Search that recognizes long and complicated speech
• Now you can contact anyone just the way they like. Use email, video chatting, tweet them on Twitter or update your status on Facebook
• Wi-Fi b/g/n support, video conferencing via 1.3MP camera, and Bluetooth support with 8-10 hours of battery life
• Experience the power of NVIDIA’s latest processor. Designed for mobile applications, you will experience super fast gaming, crystal clear 1080p HD video, blazingly fast web access and surreal HD video chatting
• 1 GHz Dual ARM Cortex-A9 processor, 512MB DDR2 memory, 2D/3D Graphics processing, HD Video encode and decode, Ultra-low power GeForce GPU, 1080p video playback processor, OpenGL ES 2.0, and 32-bit LP-DDR2, DDR2
• Applications and games come alive in your hand with the G sensor. Your gaming imagination never has been this real or this wild. An ambient light sensor also automatically reduces brightness in dim lit settings to conserve power. It follows your every move; it feels what you feel
• The gTablet app is preloaded, which gives you instant access to manuals, user guides, the latest update information, file download resources, support hotline number, source code information for developers, and more
• Quick Start Guide (click here)
• Users Guide (click here)
• How to Use Android (click here)

Additional Photos:

• Power Button, USB Port, Speakers, Headphone Jack, and Power Port
• Speakers and On-Display Controls
• Volume Rocker
• Microphone and Proprietary Port
• Back Profile
• 1080p Resolution Video Playback
• Package Contents
• Packaging

In the box:

• ViewSonic gTablet 10.1” PC Android 2.2 (UPC300-2.2)
• USB Cable
• Power Adapter
• Cleaning Cloth
• ESD Cover
• User Guide
• Quick Start Guide

photo credit: BrightStarPhoto21

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