Clocky Alarm Clock on Wheels – $19.99

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Focus Your Anger

There must be at least one person you hate enough to buy them this alarm clock.

I know, I know, “Life’s too short to waste on BLAH BLAH BLAH.” Whatever. We’ve all got that one person that makes us cringe just by hearing their name. Why, I bet you’re thinking about that person right now. Stupid Aunt So-and-So with her jealousy-riddled snide comments about your life choices. The stupid jerkface idiot who hangs out with all your friends but makes you want to shove toothpicks into his tear ducts. That guy from Accounts Payable who has to start every conversation with a sleepy-eyed “Hey, man” and a shot from his finger pistol AND YES, I’M TALKING ABOUT YOU, PAUL, AND I REALLY DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR COFFEE MUG SAYS ON THE SIDE, IT SAYS THE SAME THING EVERY DAY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP POINTING IT OUT, YOU WRETCHED BUFFOON.

Ahem.

Anyway, those are just a few, uh, examples of the type of person that deserves to chase after their Clocky Alarm Clock every morning. Maybe having to get out of bed once Clocky has jumped down from their nightstand will wipe the stupid grin they wear EVERY SINGLE DAY AS THEY BOUNCE INTO WORK WANTING TO TALK ABOUT SOME STUPID BRITISH TV SHOW THAT NO ONE EVEN WATCHES AND THAT I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT. JUST STOP IT, PAUL, STOP IT, OR I SWEAR, IF I PULL YOUR NAME FOR “SECRET SANTA” THIS YEAR, YOU’LL BE GETTING THIS AND A PUNCH IN YOUR STUPID THROAT.

So, uh, yeah. Perfect gift for whenever you have to buy something for someone you don’t like. Buy three or something. I, um, should probably take this call from Human Resources.

Warranty: 90 Day Nanda Home

Condition: New

Features:

• Patented alarm clock runs away and hides to get you out of bed
• You get one chance to get up, but if you snooze, Clocky will jump off your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide, beeping all the while
• You’ll have to get out of bed to silence his alarm
• Clock can jump from a height up to 3 feet
• Runs on carpet or wood
• Option to disable snooze
• Option to turn off wheels and use as a conventional alarm clock
• Display can be viewed at night by pressing snooze

Additional Photos:

• Closeup of Clocky’s Snooze Button, Speaker and Clock/Alarm Setting Buttons
• Closeup of Clocky’s Wheels
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Video

• See Clocky IN ACTION!

Technical Specifications

• Needs (4) AAA Batteries (not included)
• Size: 5.25” x 3.5” x 3.5”

In the box:

• Clocky Alarm Clock on Wheels – Orange
• User’s Manual

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