Gourmet Cedar Grilling Planks 12-Pack – $9.99

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Scourge of the Seafood

For the crime of wanton deliciousness, Captain Shrimpbeard, I sentence you to walk the plank!

“No! Please! I’ll go straight, I swear!”

‘Tis far too late to repent! You’ve tormented my taste buds too long! Once you’ve served out your sentence on this 100% natural untreated Western Red Cedar grilling plank, I’ll see to it that you never tease innocent citizens again!

“Beggin’ your mercy, sir! Have pity ‘pon this lowly crustacean!”

You forfeited any claim to pity when you dared tempt fate – and me! Now you’ll sojourn among the fires of the moist, flavorful, and damned!

“Please release me! I’ve got treasure untold! Your compassion would be richly rewarded!”

The only reward I’m interested in is the one you shall receive – in a mouthwatery grave! Midshipman, is the plank ready? Aye, then! The dread Captain Shrimpbeard shall learn what fate awaits he who brazenly taunts the palates of-

Oh, uh, hi, honey. I didn’t hear you come home. Oh… was this the night you were bringing your boss home for dinner?

Condition: New

Warranty: None

Features:

• Cook fish, veggies, meats or fruit on a cedar plank right on your grill
• 100 percent natural untreated Western Red Cedar wood
• Smokey cedar flavor from the plank is infused into the food when cooking
• Plank grilled foods are moist and flavorful
• Keeps your grill top clean, cooks directly on the cedar plank
• Dimensions: 12”(L) x 7”(W) x 0.375”(H)
• Weight- 1 plank: 6 oz

Additional Photos:

• Instructions etched in to each plank
• Salmon being cooked on a TrueFire Gourmet Grilling Plank
• Veggies to compliment that beautiful salmon
• Package Contents

Instructions:

• Soak Plank: Submerge in water for 2 hours
• Grill: Arrange seasoned food on plank and place directly onto medium-low grill. No need to turn most foods. Cook to your preference
• Planks will get hot
• Keep a spray bottle of water nearby in case of flare-up. Don’t be alarmed, just spritz flame and continue grilling
• Always keep an eye on the grill

In the box:

• (12) TrueFire Gourmet Cedar Grilling Planks

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