Optoma HD 1080p Home Theater Projector – $649.99

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Love Projection

I’ll never forget the moment we laid eyes on each other, LeAnne. Probably because I’m projecting it, on a repeating loop, onto my wall.

When I close my eyes I can see you in that crowded coffee shop on that fateful morning. But I don’t really need to close my eyes, because there’s the real scene of us playing out on my living room wall. It looks like all those years of contracting my own private cameramen finally paid off. My close friends said it never would, and now they have been proven wrong. Now, I have made love at first sight into moving wall-art, LeAnne. And it is more beautiful than any painting or photograph I could ever hope for!

Yes, right there, I can see the look on your face. You’ve just noticed me and you’re thinking, “There is the man, my man. We have yet to meet but I know we will spend our lives together.” It’s a subtle twinkle in your eye, but it’s easy to see on the 300”, 1080p quality screen that my Optoma Home Theater Projector makes possible.

You are still, looking at me but only for a moment, though, before I notice you and call out to you. “Hey you!” I say. “Hey, the girl in the purple cardigan! The pretty one! Get over here!” My brash, unrefined nature draws you towards me! I’m watching you make your way across through the coffee shop now, and I’m wishing it were real, and not just an image from a spinning disc coming through an Optoma projector.

Ah, reliving it once again, it seems like just yesterday. Which is odd, because it happened this very morning, LeAnne. Perhaps my perception of time has been thrown off by watching a giant image of myself for six hours straight. But is that typical of love? Dizziness?

At any rate, I just wanted to say, thank you for coming into my life, and giving me your affection. And your phone number. Also, please call me back whenever you get this. I’d love to have the real, non-video you over for dinner some time.

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Optoma on Unit/ 30 Day on Bulb

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Native 1080p for the sharpest and brightest picture for all types of video including: Movies, Sports and Gaming
• 1700 ANSI lumens of brightness
• Up to 300” screen size for larger-than-life 1080p viewing; perfect choice for parties, family entertainment or any gatherings
• Features Texas Instruments 1080p DLP® chipset and BrilliantColor™ technology
• Ideal for connecting to any home entertainment device with HDMI x 2, component, composite and VGA such as Xbox, PS3, satellite, cable, Blu-ray, DVD, etc.
• HD20 offers a contrast ratio of 4000:1
• HD180 offers a contrast ratio of 3500:1 and CD-ROM User Guide

Additional Photos:

• HD20 Power Button & Controls
• HD20 Lens Control
• HD20 Rear Ports
• HD20 Remote Control
• HD20 Package Contents
• HD20 Packaging
• HD180 Power Button & Controls
• HD180 Lens Control
• HD180 Rear Ports
• HD180 Remote Control
• HD180 Package Contents
• HD180 Retail Packaging

In the box:

• Optoma HD Home Theater Projector (Choose Model: HD20 or HD180)
• Backlit Remote Control
• (2) AAA Batteries for Remote Control
• Power Cord
• Composite Video Cable
• CD-ROM User Guide (with HD180 unit only)
• Quick Start Guide

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