HP Quad-Core Notebook w/ Blu-ray – $519.99

Friday, February 24, 2012

Where’s HP?

There may be an HP laptop in your midst RIGHT NOW! Follow our four easy steps and everyone can know for sure.

Sure, this HP is packing an AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor and 8GB worth of DDR3 memory for multi-tasking power, but with its understated design, you’d have no idea just looking at it. In fact, its design is SO understated, that sometimes people don’t even realize it’s a laptop at all. That’s why, you must take the following precautions:

1. Before purchasing, always ask to see the HP in action in order to make sure what you’re buying is actually a laptop. Perhaps, ask the seller to load a Blu-ray disk into the Blu-ray player to see if the 17.3” HD+ BrightView LED Display comes to life, or request he play a song, which should sound great thanks to Beats Audio with Triple Bass Reflex Subwoofer. This may seem a little pushy, but it’s the only way you can be sure what you’re getting is a computer and not a travel mug.

2. When using your HP Laptop in public, be sure to announce, at regular intervals, “THERE IS A LAPTOP IN FRONT OF ME.” Otherwise, people may just think you’re drumming your fingers on a weird lumpy part of the table and try to set drinks down on it.

3. Attach something bright and flashy to the HP Laptop, like a ribbon or a blinking LED. That way, if you get up to go to the bathroom or grab lunch, there will be something to catch your eye when you come back. Without some sort of attention grabber, locating your HP laptop can be as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack.

4. Never, EVER, use an HP laptop in or around a haystack!

Now, these last two points will certainly help you avoid losing your computer, but remember, the only 100% effective way to keep track of your HP Quad-Core Laptop is to never take your eyes off of it. Not even for a second. Heck, you could be typing along, look up at the clock for just a moment, turn back, and the laptop will have disappeared, which means you won’t even have a chance to finish the sentence that you were

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Powered by an AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor, this notebook PC helps you get the job done
• Stunning 17.3” diagonal HP BrightView HD+ LED widescreen display (1600 x 900)
• 8GB DDR3 memory for multi-tasking power
• Great-sounding Beats Audio with Triple Bass Reflex Subwoofer
• Blu-ray SuperMulti drive – watch Blu-ray movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
• 750GB SATA hard drive with HP ProtectSmart hard drive protection
• Windows 7 Home Premium simplifies everyday tasks with an improved task bar, desktop enhancements, better device management and full-screen previews
• Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
• Stylish understated design for a clean professional look

Additional Photos:

Silver

• Top Profile
• Left Profile
• Right Profile
• Keyboard & Touchpad
• Package Contents

Black

• Top Profile
• Left Profile
• Right Profile
• Keyboard & Touchpad
• Package Contents

In the box:

• HP Pavilion DV7 Quad-Core Notebook with 17.3″ BrightView HD+ LED Display (Choose: Silver or Black)
• 9-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
• AC Adapter

photo credit: rutkowskic

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