AR iPod/iPad Docking Station – $15.99
Friday, March 2, 2012
The Heartbreak
Happy birthday, darling! I hope you’re ready for a surprise because I’ve… oh, hey, she left out our Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station!
Hm, what does this note say? Oh, wow, a message? My true love left a message for me? On the iPhone that was sold separately from the Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station but is already charging there now? Wow, guess I’ll just follow the steps here… and lets see… slide that… push that… ah, there it goes! I can see her beautiful tear-stained face now. Wait, tear-stained?
Jonathan, my love. By the time you see this, I’ll be far away. Don’t try to find me. I couldn’t bear it. For you see… I’ve been keeping a secret all this time. I… I prefer to use Android phones.
I know you’re probably crying, I know you so well, Jonathan. The time we’ve spent together has been so.. so precious to me. And I tried, Lord knows I did. How many times did I leave you and the Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station alone together so you could listen to your music and watch your videos? I’d just sit there and smile when you’d tell me how the Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station made your iPhone or iPod Touch or iPod Nano a useful tool for work or home. Do you remember that party where I asked you to dance and you said no? I pretended I believed that you’d broken your leg, but I knew, deep down I knew. You just wanted to sit with your iPhone and the Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station. And in my heart, I wanted to do that too… only… with a non-Apple product!
Jonathan, I know this will break your heart, and I’m sorry. But at least I’ll know that you’ll be happy with this Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station. It’ll charge your iPhone in a way I never truly could. Please… don’t try to find me. Just know I’ll never forget you. And I hope you find the love I could never offer you. Jonathan… be happy.
Oh. Oh, Theresa. You perfect, perfect little fool. Didn’t you know? The Acoustic Research iPod Docking Station has a line-in jack to connect additional devices! We could have found a way, Theresa, if that’s what you really needed. Oh, blast. Blast this hideous thing called love. Blast it to the Heavens!
Wait, the incoming call alert! Maybe it’s… Theresa? Theresa, I’m so sorry that… oh, hello, Avax Clown Company. No, I won’t be needing your services tonight. Unless your clown can understand… tears.
Oh, of course, the rights belong to Motown, I understand fully why you can’t legally do that. Yes, of course, I know my deposit is non-refundable. Look, my girlfriend left me, can you just hang up so I can go back to being dramatic? Thank you. Thank you very much.
Warranty: 1 Year Audiovox
Condition: New
Features:
- Universal dock is compatible with popular models including iPhone 4, iPad 2 and iPod nano (1-6th generation)
- Dock charges your devices while they’re playing to avoid a drained battery
- Compact amplified speaker design
- Audio line-in jack lets you connect additional audio devices for more options
- Incoming call alert – system mutes music and plays your ringtone when you get a call on your iPad, iPhone or iPod
- Included power adapter is compatible with worldwide voltage standards
- Ideal for home, office or on-the-go use
- Certified by Apple as “Made for iPod,” “Made for iPhone” and “Made for iPad”
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Technical Specifications:
- Dimensions: 6” D x 3.5” H
- Connectors:
– Universal 30-pin Apple dock (x 1)
– 1/8” (3.5 mm) line-in jack (x 1) - Controls: Volume up, down (onboard)
- LED: Red (power indicator)
- Power:
– Input: 100-240 VAC, 50/60 Hz, 0.4 A
– Output: 5 V DC, 3.0 A
Compatibility List:
iPad 2 16/32/64 GB
iPad 16/32/64 GB
iPhone 4 16/32 GB
iPhone 3GS 8/16/32 GB
iPhone 3G 8/16 GB
iPhone 4/8/16 GB
iPod touch 4th generation 8/32/64 GB
iPod touch 3rd generation 32/64 GB
iPod touch 2nd generation 8/16/32 GB
iPod touch 1st generation 8/16/32 GB
iPod nano 6th generation 8/16 GB
iPod nano 5th generation 8/16 GB
iPod nano 4th generation (video) 8/16 GB
iPod nano 3rd generation (video) 4/8 GB
iPod nano 2nd generation (aluminum) 2/4/8 GB
iPod nano 1/2/4 GB
iPod mini 4/6 GB
Additional devices can be connected via aux input
In the box:
- (1) Acoustic Research ARS13 Portable Audio System
- (1) AC/DC Power Adapter
- User Guide
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