JVC Everio HD Camcorder – $119.99

Saturday, March 24, 2012

And Then The ”| | |” Slowly Turns Into “JVC”

Okay, Ridley, I know you hid a Predator in this movie somewhere…

Yeah, you thought nobody would watch the Prometheus trailer six thousand times in a week, but you didn’t count on me, did you? Even still, I couldn’t find a single Predator anywhere… but I’m not giving up. I got a JVC Everio HD Camcorder and I recorded the whole thing to the SDXC card. Just so I can break it down, frame by frame, and find where you hid this thing.

And I’m not giving up, Ridley! I know you keep pretending you’re not dealing with the extended Alien universe, but a guy like you? You probably can’t resist. With the Konica Minolta HD Lens, I’m going to finally prove what all the fans suspect: that your work tells one big story. The magic in Legend, the replicants in Blade Runner, even that famous Apple commercial, it’s all the story of how man goes from Earth to the stars, only to be slapped down again by a monster of which it cannot conceive. I plan to call it the Scottyverse, that is, as soon as I can prove the one final connection.

I’m just glad the Advanced Image Stabilizer offers powerful compensation for camera shake, because I’m shuddering with glee when I think about how many likes my post on Facebook is gonna get. Maybe I’ll set up the JVC Everio HD Camcorder and film myself in 1080p, just so I’ll always remember the day. Because I know it’s there, Ridley, and once I find that Predator, I’ll be able to tie all your movies together, and… and… huh. IMDB says you didn’t direct ANY of the Predator movies. That would mean my theory’s completely wrong… unless you used PSEUDONYMS! Oh, gosh, Ridley, you’re so clever! It was always right in front of me, and I never even noticed it! What a genius! What an amazing mind!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day JVC

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Wherever you point the camcorder, it instantaneously analyzes faces, brightness, color and distance, to automatically select the best settings for the scene
• 2.7” LCD, Konica Minolta HD Lens, 40x optical zoom, Advanced Image Stabilizer, up-convert for 1920x1080p output, and Intelligent AUTO for best picture quality, whatever the scene
• SDXC card slot and high-quality HD video ideal for Web sharing on YouTube™ and Facebook
• Advanced Image Stabilizer (A.I.S.) expands the effective area at wide angle to deliver powerful compensation for camera shake
• Time-Lapse REC records one frame at a time at set intervals (1sec – 80sec) so you can watch movement that’s hours long in just a few seconds when played back
• When a subject enters the camcorder’s detecting area and the luminance changes, recording starts automatically and automatically stops after 5 seconds of no movement
• Easy Archiving & Sharing with Everio MediaBrowser 3
• The newly designed 2-Way Grip Belt works as a standard grip belt or a convenient wrist strap. You can choose which way to best match your shooting style or carrying preference

Additional Photos:

Blue Camcorder

• Adjustable LCD Screen
• Controls & Inputs
• SDXC Slot
• Charging Port
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Red Camcorder

• Adjustable LCD Screen
• Controls & Inputs
• SDXC Slot
• Charging Port
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Silver Camcorder

• Adjustable LCD Screen
• Controls & Inputs
• SDXC Slot
• Charging Port
• Package Contents
• Packaging

Purple Camcorder

• Adjustable LCD Screen
• Controls & Inputs
• SDXC Slot
• Charging Port
• Package Contents

Specifications:

In the box:

• JVC GZ-HM30 Everio Camcorder (Choose: Blue, Red, Silver or Purple)
• Li-Ion Battery Pack
•  USB Cable
• AV Cable
• AC Adapter
• 2-Way Grip Belt
• Everio MediaBrowser 3 Bundled Software
• User’s Manual
• Warranty Card

Woot! – One Day, One Deal