Apple 64GB iPod touch – 3rd Gen

Friday, April 27, 2012

iPodniac

So many gigabytes, so little time.

“Hey man, you ok? You look … well, you don’t look good.”

I know. I am SO tired. I haven’t slept for 3 days.

“Why not? Insomnia? Maybe you should call the doc.”

No, I just got this iPod Touch last week. It holds up to 80 hours of video, and I’ve only gotten through 67. Are my eyes bleeding? I feel like they might be bleeding.

“Dude! Just because it holds up to 80 hours of video doesn’t mean you have to watch them all back to back.”

I started out with Season 1 of Mad Men and got totally hooked, so now I’m all caught up. And then I moved on to Breaking Bad and Walking Dead. AMC’s really stepped it up, don’t you think? Anyway, you wouldn’t believe how real those zombies look on the 480 x 320 display. And watch this. I pinch my fingers out like this and BOOP … widescreen. I can’t stop watching.

“So what’s on right now?”

Well, it was supposed to be the first episode of Game of Thrones, but it’s just a bunch of shapes and squiggly lines and then a hedgehog in a top hat pops up every so often and says, “Hey Mr. Balloon Hands, gimme some sweets!”

“What? Let me see that. Nope. That’s definitely Game of Thrones. I think you might be hallucinating. Let me just take that from you and …”

Zzzzzzzzzzz …

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Features the same groundbreaking touch screen interface as the iPhone. Easily access your content, change the aspect ratio or fast forward or rewind with the touch of a finger. Scroll through screens slowly by dragging your finger or flick it across the screen to cover more ground. The touch makes it simple and easy to control your media. The touch features a QWERTY keyboard that lets you type emails or search for music and videos in the iTunes Wi-Fi Store
• Watch videos and view photos on the touch’s 3.5” 480 x 320 display. Touch the screen and watch video in 16:9 widescreen or pinch your fingers outward on the screen to zoom in on pictures
• The 64GB touch is capable of storing up to 14,000 songs or up to 80 hours of video
• Sleek and thin, specially contoured to rest comfortably in your hand
• Built-in volume controls allow you to make quick adjustments
• Enjoy casual listening with the integrated speaker
• iTunes Store can be accessed via Wi-Fi, allowing you to preview and download all of your favorite songs and videos. You can even buy television shows and buy or rent movies
• OS 3.1 software gives the touch the ability to cut, copy, and paste between applications, as well as use the keyboard in landscape mode. It also offers peer-to-peer gaming, automatic Wi-Fi login, parental controls, and accessibility options for those with disabilities
• Apple’s Genius Playlists and Genius Mixes allow you to hear a song that you like and instantly create a “smart” playlist or endless mix of similar songs with the touch of a button

Additional Photos:

• Back
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Apple MC011LL/A 64GB iPod touch – 3rd Gen
• USB Cable
• Earphones

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