Samsung Quad-Core Laptop – $379.99

Monday, May 14, 2012

Carve Out Some Space

Great news, honey! Now that we’ve replaced our desktop PC, we can use the desk to display my collection of erotic woodcarvings!

I think my skills as a woodcarver, and as an artistic interpreter of sensual love, are finally ready to show the world. And just in time, too. Now that this Samsung Quad-Core Laptop has brought 4GB of DDR3 memory, an AMD A6-3420M quad-core processor, and a 500GB SATA hard drive together in a compact form factor, we can dump the clunky desktop PC and start really living.

And by “living”, I mean presenting my hedonistic sculpture in a manner worthy of its voluptuous allure. No more will my intensely lascivious basswood tableaux merely gather dust in a far corner of the basement. Now that our desktop PC is out of the way, visitors to our house can be stimulated by works like “Satyr Unbound!” and “Venus Reclining On A Camaro”.

I’m excited about the Samsung Quad-Core Laptop’s Windows 7 Home Premium, SuperMulti DVD±RW drive, and 15.6” display – but I’m even more excited about having room for a mini-gallery. You know I don’t do this for the money, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone made me an offer for “Nymphs in the Garden of Ecstasy”. Maybe one of the ladies in your knitting circle. They seem to like arts and crafts.

Yes, as soon as I get this desk moved onto the front porch – oh, really? Where, then? I was thinking maybe living room, but – oh. Sure. Of course. The basement. Can I take the Samsung Quad-Core Laptop, at least?

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day Samsung

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Get reliable performance from the AMD A6-3420M quad-core processor
• 4GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
• 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
• With Samsung’s slim bezel technology, you get more in a smaller footprint. By minimizing the bezel and maximizing the screen you have a highly portable PC without sacrificing screen size
• SuperMulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
• The 4-in-1 memory card reader makes it easy to transfer photos, music, and other files to and from your digital camera and other peripheral devices
• With Samsung’s exclusive Fast Start technology, simply close the lid to enter a hybrid sleep mode. When you open the lid, you are up and running in less than 3 sec
• Windows® 7 Home Premium makes the things you do every day easier and with Office Starter 2010, experience new ways to deliver your best work! Buy Microsoft® Office 2010 to activate a full-featured Office suite preloaded on this PC

Additional Photos:

• Samsung Logo
• Front Profile
• Left Profile
• Right Profile
• Keyboard & Touchpad
• Package Contents

In the box:

• Samsung NP305E5A-A03USR Notebook with 15.6” Display
• 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
• AC Adapter

Woot! – One Day, One Deal