Saturday, July 7, 2012
Here’s our no-fail guide to seduction:
Step 1: Grab up a 32GB iPod touch with sexy Retina Display. Oh look, we’re selling one!
Step 2: Fill it up with your favorite jams. It can hold thousands.
Step 3: Plug it into the biggest speakers you can find.
Step 4: Verbally warn the targeted party to beware of sudden changes in heart rate.
Step 5: Start off with a little bit of this.
Step 6: Hit ’em with a little somethin’ special.
Step 7: Celebrate the male form.
Step 8: Go classy.
Step 9: Jumpstart a career.
Step 10: Seal the deal. And there you have it. Easy-peasy, as they say. Good luck — let us know how it goes.
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Size and weight |
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Height: 4.4 inches (111.0 mm)
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Width: 2.3 inches (58.9 mm)
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Depth: 0.28 inch (7.2 mm)
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Weight: 3.56 ounces (101 grams)
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Wireless (Internet access required; broadband recommended) |
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802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi (802.11n 2.4GHz only)
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Bluetooth? 2.1 + EDR
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Maps-location based service
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Nike + iPod support built in
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Display |
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3.5-inch (diagonal)
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Widescreen Multi-Touch display
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960-by-640-pixel resolution at 326 pixels per inch
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Audio |
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Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz
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Audio formats supported: AAC (8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 (8 to 320 Kbps), MP3 VBR, Audible (formats 2, 3, 4, Audible Enhanced Audio, AAX, and AAX+), Apple Lossless, AIFF, and WAV
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User-configurable maximum volume limit
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Headphones |
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Earphones
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Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz
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Impedance: 32 ohms
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TV and Video |
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H.264 video up to 720p, 30 frames per second, Main Profile level 3.1 with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
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MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640 by 480 pixels, 30 frames per second, Simple Profile with AAC-LC audio up to 160 Kbps per channel, 48kHz, stereo audio in .m4v, .mp4, and .mov file formats
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Motion JPEG (M-JPEG) up to 35 Mbps, 1280 by 720 pixels, 30 frames per second, audio in ulaw, PCM stereo audio in .avi file format
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Support for 1024 by 768 pixels with Dock Connector to VGA Adapter; 576p and 480p with Apple Component AV Cable; 576i and 480i with Apple Composite AV Cable (cables sold separately)
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Cameras, Photos, and Video |
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Video recording, HD (720p) up to 30 frames per second with audio; still photos (960 x 720) with back camera
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VGA-quality photos and video up to 30 frames per second with the front camera
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Tap to control exposure for video or stills
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Photo and video geo tagging over Wi-Fi
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Input and Output |
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30-pin dock connector
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3.5-mm stereo headphone mini jack
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Built-in speaker
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Microphone
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External Buttons and Controls |
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Sleep/wake
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Volume up/down
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Home
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Sensors |
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Three-axis gyro
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Accelerometer
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Ambient light sensor
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Battery and Power |
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Built-in rechargeable lithium-ion battery
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Music playback time: Up to 40 hours when fully charged
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Video playback time: Up to 7 hours when fully charged
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Charging times: Fast charge in about 2 hours (80% capacity), full charge in about 4 hours
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System Requirements |
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USB 2.0
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iTunes 10.1 or later
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Mac: Mac OS X v10.5.8 or later
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PC: Windows 7, Windows Vista, or Windows XP Home or Professional (SP3) or later
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Broadband Internet access required; fees may apply
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Environmental Requirements |
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Operating temperature: 32? to 95? F (0? to 35? C)
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Nonoperating temperature: -4? to 113? F (-20? to 45? C)
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Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing
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Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m)
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In the box:
(1) Apple MC544LL/A iPod touch 32GB includes:
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Earphones
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30-Pin Dock Connector with USB Cable
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Built-In Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery
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Quick Start Guide
Woot
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