Wenzel North Ridge 6 Person Tent

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Derrick, we have to talk about this camping trip. I’m just nervous… because well… Oh, that’s it! I can’t take it anymore! Derrick, I’m living a lie!

“Karen, calm down…”

No, I can’t! You don’t understand, Derrick. You see, I’m not Karen. Or, well, I’m not JUST Karen. I’m also Alice and Teresa. I’m one of three triplets! We’ve been dating you in tandem to create the perfect woman. I’m the sensitive one, Alice is the snarky one, and Teresa’s the party girl. But now, we’re going to go camping in a two person tent, and my two sisters are going to be stuck out in the cold!

“Karen, it’s okay! I got us a Wenzel North Ridge Two Room Family Dome Tent! Not only does it feature patented hoop flies and a shock corded, fiberglass frame for added stability; it’s also got room for 6 people!”

Oh, Derrick, thank you! Thank you! Wait… 6 people?

“That’s right. You see, Karen, I’m ALSO one in a set of triplets. It’s not just Derrick. There’s also James, the athletic one, and Thom, who’s good at puzzles and creative problem solving. He was actually the one who found the Wenzel.”

Okay, but how did you know you needed room for 6 people if I just confessed now?

“Oh, Alice already told James like a week ago.”

Really?

“Yeah, you guys seriously need to work on your communication.”

In the Box:

• (1) Wenzel North Ridge Two Room Family Dome Tent

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