Gourmet Nut Artisan Sea Salts & Grinders

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Go on, name three different seas. Go on! We bet you can’t! Try! Try right now!

Okay, well, that was pretty good, we guess. We could only think of two of those. Guess you know your seas. So you’re probably the kind of person who would really enjoy having four different kinds of sea salt!

Now, instead of table salt from salt mines where helpless salt dwarves slave at the mercy of the salt goblins, you can enjoy salt from the ocean, salt that’s clean, salt that’s been flavored with a variety of processes! Like the Northwest Alderwood Smoked Sea Salt, with a clean and wood-smoked flavor! Or the Sonoma Gourmet Sea Salt, full and from the Pacific Ocean! Or even the Sei Gris, a French Sea Salt with a beautiful color and a high level of minerals and nutrients. Watch how quick and even it dissolves! Watch it! WATCH IT OR WE’LL THROW A HIMALAYAN PINK SALT GRINDER AT YOUR HEAD!

Speaking of which, you get Himalayan Pink Salt too. And we hear it’s full of a special salt from the Himalayan Mountains. A mountain range that, as we’ll point out, boasts neither goblins nor dwarves. Just men who mine this salt by hand. That’s what they call “takin’ the high road.”

In the box:

• Northwest Alderwood Smoked Sea Salt Grinder, 3.75 oz.
• Sel Gris French Sea Salt Grinder, 3.75 oz.
• Sonoma Gourmet Sea Salt Grinder, 3.75 oz.
• Himalayan Pink Salt Grinder, 3.75 oz.

Woot